Best 21st birthday evar!
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Best 21st birthday evar!
Wish I had a camera.
Soggynuts (Erich) turned 21 yesterday and as tradition calls he got stupid obliterated. How drunk? At 2am, after fighting with him for 20 minutes trying to get him into the car he took off running (and stumbling at the same time, I'm impressed), did a swan dive off a 20' high bridge into the Petaluma river and cracked his head on the support beam on the way down. He was under for a for a moment or 2 while me and Max stood there both thinking the same thing, "You better get your *** to the surface cuz I am going to beat the **** out of you if I have to jump into that river to save your *** right now." Lo and behold he surfaced, sputtering with his head barely above the water, and followed our voices to the dock, where we dragged his drunk *** out. Stripped him down, stuck him in a pair of pink pajamas 3 sizes to small and loaded his dripping stanky *** into the back of a car.
Happy 21st birthday Soggy!!
Soggynuts (Erich) turned 21 yesterday and as tradition calls he got stupid obliterated. How drunk? At 2am, after fighting with him for 20 minutes trying to get him into the car he took off running (and stumbling at the same time, I'm impressed), did a swan dive off a 20' high bridge into the Petaluma river and cracked his head on the support beam on the way down. He was under for a for a moment or 2 while me and Max stood there both thinking the same thing, "You better get your *** to the surface cuz I am going to beat the **** out of you if I have to jump into that river to save your *** right now." Lo and behold he surfaced, sputtering with his head barely above the water, and followed our voices to the dock, where we dragged his drunk *** out. Stripped him down, stuck him in a pair of pink pajamas 3 sizes to small and loaded his dripping stanky *** into the back of a car.
Happy 21st birthday Soggy!!
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Damn, sorry I missed it! It got late so my old *** stayed home. 
Hope the head is doing well, come by sometime. Happy 21st
-Lame Tired Adam
Hope the head is doing well, come by sometime. Happy 21st-Lame Tired Adam
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
and why did you guys want to strip him naked.... 
No seriosuly, you ever seen the Petaluma river? That's some skank *** water.
hahahaha omg.. huck.. all you had to do was put up the bat signal and i would have gone... that is ****ing hilarious.
happy bday Erich!!! lets all go out friday night!!!
happy bday Erich!!! lets all go out friday night!!!
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Happy blated bday. Puts mine to shame. All I did was go to the UCKK meet with evsoul and then pick up some beer after the clock stuck midnight.
