AUJT - Please do not drive if...
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AUJT - Please do not drive if...
This is something I posted on the RANT section of craigslist a while back.
If you are any combination of the following, please do not drive.
1. old
2. asian
3. female
4. a retard
Thank you.
If you are any combination of the following, please do not drive.
1. old
2. asian
3. female
4. a retard
Thank you.
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just a heads up
im offended!! #2 = WASIS!!!! and isn't #4 everyone!?
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...then once the lane break into two lanes i drive up along side and never look over, just stay going the same speed as him 
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getting onto the freeway today an old *** dude in a huge doge F150 cuts over two lanes (NO BLINKER) and RIGHT infront of me....so i lay the horn on him for maybe 2 or 3 seconds....dude ****ing break checks me....so i ride his ***...he continues to break so now we are going 30mph thru the on ramp tunnel....i put the clutch in and start reving my engine to 6k rpm...he rolls his windows up and speeds up ...then once the lane break into two lanes i drive up along side and never look over, just stay going the same speed as him
...then once the lane break into two lanes i drive up along side and never look over, just stay going the same speed as him 
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people who cut me off tend to get a lot of 'cut off' and 'brake checking' activity from me. 
oh, and i get to tell them that they're #1.
the 3rd brake light of mine REALLY helps with the brake checking. as do the 'mildly upgraded' brakes that i have...
one of these days, i really want to drive by someone that cut me off, etc and wave a giant ***** at them.
oh, and i get to tell them that they're #1.the 3rd brake light of mine REALLY helps with the brake checking.
as do the 'mildly upgraded' brakes that i have...one of these days, i really want to drive by someone that cut me off, etc and wave a giant ***** at them.
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