Hi all.

So... my buddy and I were talking and he asked me a weird question. He asked "What would you do if I ruled the world?" Interesting question really. I said "I dunno." I really don't have any interest in ruling the world.

What about you guys?

 

Bring world peace and enslave the human race

 

Miss Congeniality - "and world peace!" hahahahaha.

 

I like Adam Corolla's idea of naming a sex position after myself so I could ********** to porno's of people doing it ryball style.










...and world peace.

 

I would prevent you from starting another thread on i-club.

and get you a hooker

 

I would shape the world in my view, aka, get rid of people that disagreed with me. All would be good - for me.

 

I would start wars all over the world for no reason, legalize prostitution and all drugs and nuke France. I would probably spread some genetically engineered diseases around for good measure.









... oh, and world peace.

 

Gimme $200 and I can make the second one work.

 

I would...

1)Outlaw all religion on the face of the earth. Anyone caught practicing religion outside their home, would be executed on worldwide tv.

2)Unite all countries on earth into one big front, this would let us start one big space program with the goal of launching our first maned shot to another solar system, by 2020

3)Force Subaru to fix the forester back to its previous form, and to produce only 6 speed stickshifts no more automatics.

 

1) Mandatory IQ/common sense tests
2) Mass construction of gallows.

You do the math.

 

dont forget legal to kill Mike

 

I'd choke him to death with his custom embroidered Ping shirt.

 

i hated that mother****ing shirt. rich bastard..........

 

If I said "your mom" would you think that overly juvenile?

 

not at all