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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:33 AM
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If this isnt a joke:

Time to man up and take care of her and your kid. Im sure youll be ok.
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:34 AM
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go to PP. start planning your future.
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:35 AM
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OMG... Kev is this that girl you were telling me about? I cant believe you! i TOLD you to stay away from her!!! she trapped you... I KNEW it! are you sure shes not playing april fools on you?
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by blacktraxgirl
OMG... Kev is this that girl you were telling me about? I cant believe you! i TOLD you to stay away from her!!! she trapped you... I KNEW it! are you sure shes not playing april fools on you?
TRUTH! girls are all traps! stick with women net time brotha
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:38 AM
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Dude! I am not brucelee.
low blow.

congrats on the kid.
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:41 AM
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by blacktraxgirl
OMG... Kev is this that girl you were telling me about? I cant believe you! i TOLD you to stay away from her!!! she trapped you... I KNEW it! are you sure shes not playing april fools on you?
It all went down last night. Too early for April fools
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:45 AM
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damm!!!! hope for a boy!



congrats...
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:47 AM
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Onion your an April Fooler!! We all know you haven't been "peeled"
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:51 AM
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onion your an april fooler!! We all know you haven't been "peeled"
+1 lmao
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:52 AM
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Thread title change for the awesome.
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by boxerfxt
damm!!!! hope for a boy!

congrats...
Ive been to enough stripclubs to pray for this too
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 11:58 AM
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That's why you put it up her a**
seriously. if you stick it in her pooper you dont have to worry about anything accept hepatitis.
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 12:05 PM
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seriously. if you stick it in her pooper you dont have to worry about anything accept hepatitis.
except. just saying...
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Old Apr 1, 2010 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
HAH the bottom right of that pic says 'PHO'!

Oh yea, I presume this is your post on FML then kevin?

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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