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Daughter = Milf. However I really only consider MILF when they're 30+ and still hot.

 

So if a cougar has a daughter she ceases to be a cougar and remains a MILF? So many rules. This is all very confusing.

 

The cougar in question becomes a MILF when said child is born and until that child ceases its relationship as a dependent. When said child is no longer a dependent the afore mentioned MILF may regain her cougar status under the assumption that MILF attributes are consistent with a general concensus.

 

That doesn't makes sense.
I thought cougars are past the baby making stages.
Isn't there some sort of age restriction for cougars?

bahh this all does not makes sense.

either that or I'm getting older and these 30 somethings are game now. hahaha

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar

 

Sir,

1) A women can still maintain cougar status while in her reproductive years. Accordingly, should she forego this ability she shall be referred to as a cougar assuming she isn't otherwise eligible for MILF status. The age restriction as it pretains to a cougar is dependent upon that individuals propensity to fornacate with an individual he would otherwise see as out of his/her compatible age range

2) 30 somethings have always been game