Attn: Jeff ( Rescuer )
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Thats a big negative ! CLEARLY you can't speak your mind on iclub or youll get the ban hammer ! When some of the guys like Jeff and Gagan who are huge in the community stop coming to i-club and get the ban hammer laid down on them, somethings wrong. Something is REALLY wrong. But hey ... im a relatively newbie here.. so what would I know?
Please dont drop the ban hammer on me mods for my opinion
Please dont drop the ban hammer on me mods for my opinion
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HAHAHA... just remember, "it is not POWER if you don't abuse it..." It's a great way of life. If you manage a team, remember to yell at them! And and and... make examples of them!!!! 
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peace keeper: We must be diplomatic -.
The Hammer: (cutting him off) And of course i-club... have their reputation to consider.
Jeff: Choose your next words carefully, "HAMMER". They may be your last as king.
[HAMMER turns and ponders the offer, looking at various i-clubers around him]
THe HAMMER: keyboard and internet...? [draws his BAN switch and points it toward the JEFF messenger, whose back is to a large well. The other HAMMERS draw their swords and point them to the other Jeffs and Gagan.]
JEFF: Madman... You're a madman!
THE HAMMER: keyboard and internet... You'll find plenty of both down there. [indicates the well with his sword]
JEFF: No man, HAMMER of HAMMER assistants, no man threatens a messenger!
THE HAMMER: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps! You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, JEFF. Perhaps you should have done the same.
JEFF: This is blasphemy! This is madness! [The HAMMER lowers his finger from the BAN switch looks toward the other hammers, who nod.]
Leonidas: [facing the Jeff messenger] Madness? THIS IS I-CLUB!!
!!!!!BANNED!!!!!!
*disclaimer*
The Hammer: (cutting him off) And of course i-club... have their reputation to consider.
Jeff: Choose your next words carefully, "HAMMER". They may be your last as king.
[HAMMER turns and ponders the offer, looking at various i-clubers around him]
THe HAMMER: keyboard and internet...? [draws his BAN switch and points it toward the JEFF messenger, whose back is to a large well. The other HAMMERS draw their swords and point them to the other Jeffs and Gagan.]
JEFF: Madman... You're a madman!
THE HAMMER: keyboard and internet... You'll find plenty of both down there. [indicates the well with his sword]
JEFF: No man, HAMMER of HAMMER assistants, no man threatens a messenger!
THE HAMMER: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps! You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, JEFF. Perhaps you should have done the same.
JEFF: This is blasphemy! This is madness! [The HAMMER lowers his finger from the BAN switch looks toward the other hammers, who nod.]
Leonidas: [facing the Jeff messenger] Madness? THIS IS I-CLUB!!
!!!!!BANNED!!!!!!
*disclaimer*
Last edited by tony1w; Sep 25, 2009 at 02:20 PM. Reason: this is just a joke... there is no intention of hurting anyone
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in before the lock
by the way as far as this forum havin drama,
is there a forum on the internet anywhere that doesnt have drama, i dont believe so
its what happens when you bring so many different minded people into one central location, so quit *****ing about the drama in the i-club. becuase if it wasnt happening in this forum it would happen n another
by the way as far as this forum havin drama,
is there a forum on the internet anywhere that doesnt have drama, i dont believe so
its what happens when you bring so many different minded people into one central location, so quit *****ing about the drama in the i-club. becuase if it wasnt happening in this forum it would happen n another
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You know, I am giving serious thought to making a offer to buy i-club (name, server, and rights). It would make a nice addition to some of the other sites I own, I wonder just what kind of offer it would take.
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