Another Fast and Furious..!

Old Sep 2, 2004 | 12:57 PM
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Another Fast and Furious..!

Not really, but now that I've got your attention it might be fun to write the script together just for the fun. (really bored at work) I saw this kinda stuff on some other forums but knowing the people here, I know this one will be much better

Basically, the rules are, only 3 lines of text per each person!

I'll start off:

Scene 1: Bryan E. Spilner is driving down 880 by oakland in a chevy lumina (sic), no rice cause he is going incognito. Suddenly 4 honda civics pull next to him. A gorgeous asian girl yells: " Hey you, ...."

Continue it guys..

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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 01:01 PM
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"heard of oakland"?


...aren't you zoeb's boyfriend?"

...
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 01:31 PM
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"I just left Oakland and I'm afriad that I don't know Zoeb....."

"So is that Civic of yours any fast?"
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 01:39 PM
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"your ghey"
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Daredevil
"your ghey"
and you are no fun....
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 01:57 PM
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"I know, but seriously do you know where MPJ'ss at? The lumina needs a drop and some neons man. You're pretty cute yourself though, I heard them oakland girls are freaky"

All of a sudden, the girl in the civic flashes Bryan, and as Bryan turns his head, he runs into a ....
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 02:12 PM
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... brand new Porsche Carrera GT.

"Oh snap! I am in some deep **** now!"

The girls laugh at him and bounce...
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 02:27 PM
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It just so happens that the douchebag in the GT hates domestics, and pulls out....
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 02:51 PM
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a can of coors and smashed it on his head.

hey tough guy, what are you doing in my hood......




side note.....they are working on the next fast and the furious actually...vin is back.
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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a can of coors and smashed it on his head.

hey tough guy, what are you doing in my hood......




side note.....they are working on the next fast and the furious actually...vin is back.
yeah I heard that too... isn't it suppose to be taking place in Japan?
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 02:59 PM
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 03:09 PM
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"Richmond. The guys that run the shop use nothing but OEM parts, just don't ask where they came from or how much they cost..."

The rich ***** with the pink sweatshirt tied around his neck makes two pistols out of his hands points them at Bryan and says "chk chk you're on shooter!"
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 03:17 PM
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As Bryan arrives to the shop in Richmond, he asks for the owner but in response gets tossed into his own trunk, where he finds an illegal mexican named Jose. They share a taco in the trunk of the lumina and...
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Calsoldier
As Bryan arrives to the shop in Richmond, he asks for the owner but in response gets tossed into his own trunk, where he finds an illegal mexican named Jose. They share a taco in the trunk of the lumina and...
I'm laughing too hard right now! ROFL!
Old Sep 2, 2004 | 04:21 PM
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"it wasnt until 72 hours later when they found the 2 dead bodies locked in the trunk.

apparently, they died from smell when a human body releases "bodily exhaust" from which the coroner ruled out was from the taco both hhad shared..."

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