An American soldier talks to an Iraqi Republican Guard
 

I thought this was pretty interesting, and that someone else might agree. My brother is an American Army soldier, and was with the 3rd infrantry with the first wave of soldiers into Iraq and to Baghdad. Somehow, an Iraqi soldier searched him out through yahoo messanger, and started a random conversation with him. Read.

(Note: I changed the messanger names)

iraqisoldier: amerikan cowerd
americansoldier: what?
americansoldier: who the **** is this?
iraqisoldier: you is amerikan cowerd
americansoldier: who the **** are you and why are you saying that?
iraqisoldier: i am iraqi
iraqisoldier: amerika do no belon here
americansoldier: hey buddy it's not my ****in choice to be there if it was my choice I wouldn't go back to your ****hole country
iraqisoldier: iraq is nice contry and you do no come h ere
americansoldier: yeah well why are you mad at me?
americansoldier: it wasn't my choice to go over there
iraqisoldier: but you come here?
americansoldier: yes I'm in the army
americansoldier: american army
iraqisoldier: you is cowerd
americansoldier: how am I a coward? it was your ***** asses that all died
iraqisoldier: no, we kill many amerikan
americansoldier: you kill any americans?
iraqisoldier: no but i want
americansoldier: you want to kill americans?
iraqisoldier: yes
americansoldier: why?
iraqisoldier: becuse you attaq my contry and kill many hundred peple
americansoldier: you try to ****in kill be I'll put a bullet in your head
americansoldier: me*
iraqisoldier: you is no here now
americansoldier: we don't **** around in 3rd ID
americansoldier: oh I'll be back
iraqisoldier: you can no hit me
americansoldier: what are you ****in invisible?
iraqisoldier: no but i am smart solder
americansoldier: you're a soldier?
iraqisoldier: all iraqi is solder
americansoldier: all iraqis are against americans?
iraqisoldier: no iraqi want amerikan here
americansoldier: were you republican guard?
iraqisoldier: yes
americansoldier: what did you take off your uniform and run like a ***** so we wouldn't put a 50 cal round through your chest?
iraqisoldier: i have no given me a uniform
americansoldier: what were you doing during the war then? hiding?
iraqisoldier: i do no hide
americansoldier: where were you? we killed everyone we saw you should know that
iraqisoldier: were do 3id fite?
americansoldier: during the combat phase
americansoldier: remember the patch with 3 lines through it?
americansoldier: we went to baghdad from kuwait
americansoldier: first ones in
iraqisoldier: do you come to Nasyriah?
americansoldier: yes
americansoldier: is that where you were?
iraqisoldier: i do no say
iraqisoldier: do you come to al kut?
americansoldier: no
iraqisoldier: Najaf?
americansoldier: no
iraqisoldier: were do you come then?
americansoldier: as samawah, karbala, baghdad, and a few more
americansoldier: did you see any americans when we attacked?
iraqisoldier: i do no say but i remember i think of patch with 3 line
americansoldier: you didn't fight? you *****ed out?
iraqisoldier: yes i fite
americansoldier: but you didn't kill any americans?
americansoldier: and you didn't die?
americansoldier: you must not have fought very hard
iraqisoldier: i lose many frend and famili
iraqisoldier: they fite
iraqisoldier: http:// /picture/
americansoldier: that's what happens when you **** with the best
iraqisoldier: you is cowerds
americansoldier: it was your ****in coward asses that took of your uniforms and ran like *****es when you knew you were gonna get an ass whoopin
americansoldier: did you like saddam?
iraqisoldier: my brother drive tank and he wait for you cowerd but you never show up to fite
americansoldier: it was us "cowards" that took over your whole ****in country in 21 days
americansoldier: don't worry I saw plenty of your other friends dead
iraqisoldier: how many?
americansoldier: how many did we kill?
americansoldier: thousands?
americansoldier: talk to my friend and tell her about what you think about america
iraqisoldier: i fite with my brother - he drive tank
iraqisoldier: in karbala
iraqisoldier: on outside of karbala
americansoldier: I ****ed out karbala
americansoldier: artillery
iraqisoldier: my brother is die now
americansoldier: yeah that's what happens

....more next post

americansoldier: you don't wanna talk to my other friend?
americansoldier: her boyfriend is in the army
iraqisoldier: but when he die, there is no amerikan troop around, only many bomb land on his tank
iraqisoldier: i see this
americansoldier: tell her what you think of american soldiers
iraqisoldier: no
americansoldier: you scared of her too just like you're scared of all americans?
iraqisoldier: but when he die, there is no amerikan troop around, only many bomb land on his tank
iraqisoldier: this is what i say
iraqisoldier: no plane
iraqisoldier: no troop
iraqisoldier: no helocopter
americansoldier: your piece of **** tanks probably blew up
americansoldier: or a high flying bomber
iraqisoldier: i think artilary shell but i do no see any artilary troop around
iraqisoldier: it make no sense
americansoldier: our artillery can shoot from 30 kilometers buddy
iraqisoldier: yes in thery but you havce to see target to know wwere to shoot
iraqisoldier: stupid amerikan!
americansoldier: oh those are called FOs, if you dumbass iraqis knew how to run a military properly you would know that
iraqisoldier: FO?
americansoldier: yeah something you wouldn't know about
iraqisoldier: i do no know
iraqisoldier: FO kill my brother?
americansoldier: no
americansoldier: artillery kill your brother
americansoldier: did you like saddam?
iraqisoldier: what is for?
iraqisoldier: FO
americansoldier: don't worry
americansoldier: do you like it better without saddam in power?
iraqisoldier: no
iraqisoldier: saddam is good man
americansoldier: saddam ****in tortured people and left you guys poor
americansoldier: did you know saddam?
iraqisoldier: no
iraqisoldier: he is better leder than US
americansoldier: guess what
americansoldier: his ***** ass belongs to the US now, he was hiding in a hole, just like all you other *****es did when we came
americansoldier: some ****in leader
iraqisoldier: he do no belong to US
americansoldier: he's in a US jail cell
iraqisoldier: when do you let him go?
americansoldier: if it were up to me I'd torture his ass then drag him through the streets like he did to other people
americansoldier: it's not up to me though
iraqisoldier: wen do you let him go?
americansoldier: why do you want us to let him go?
iraqisoldier: he is leder of iraq
americansoldier: so he can come back to iraq and hide in a hole?
iraqisoldier: he never hide in hole
americansoldier: no no he's not leader of iraq
americansoldier: where the **** do you think we found him?
iraqisoldier: yes, he is leder of iraq still
americansoldier: when was the last time he made a decision as the leader of iraq?
iraqisoldier: it have be since last year
americansoldier: yeah so if he's the leader where the **** is he and why are we still in control of your country?
iraqisoldier: i do no know where he is
americansoldier: so where is he?
iraqisoldier: i do no know
americansoldier: he's in an american JAIL CELL!
iraqisoldier: you find him in hole?
americansoldier: yeah look
americansoldier: [url]http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/12/14/sprj.irq.saddam.operation/[/url]
iraqisoldier: why do he do this?
iraqisoldier: he always live in palace
iraqisoldier: this can no be
americansoldier: yes actually
americansoldier: the article doesn't lie
iraqisoldier: he is brave man
americansoldier: doesn't seem to brave there
americansoldier: hiding in a hole
americansoldier: SCARED
iraqisoldier: why do he hide in hole?
americansoldier: he was SCARED
americansoldier: cuz he's a *****
iraqisoldier: my brother was no scared
americansoldier: your brother died
americansoldier: saddam was right by being scared
americansoldier: he knew he was gonna ****in die
americansoldier: so he hid
iraqisoldier: but my brother have no chance to shoot at amerikan
iraqisoldier: his tank just explose
iraqisoldier: i want find out how he die
iraqisoldier: i no it is artilary
iraqisoldier: but it make no sense
iraqisoldier: speek cowerd
americansoldier: are you going to try to kill an american?
iraqisoldier: no
americansoldier: because you know you'll die if you do?
iraqisoldier: yes
americansoldier: so how are americans cowards?
iraqisoldier: i do no want to anser
iraqisoldier: let me see face of you

...more next post

iraqisoldier: show me uniform with 3 stripe
americansoldier: no
americansoldier: you'll see my face when I come to iraq to kill you
iraqisoldier: do no come here
iraqisoldier: why do you kill me?
americansoldier: because you want to kill americans
americansoldier: and you dislike american soldiers
iraqisoldier: no
iraqisoldier: i say i do no kill now
americansoldier: we tried to help your country, save you from saddam
iraqisoldier: plese do no come to my home
iraqisoldier: i am pecefule man
americansoldier: you didn't seem peaceful before
iraqisoldier: i am peceful now
iraqisoldier: plese
americansoldier: ok you don't kill any americans
americansoldier: anyone that tries to kill americans is just giving up their life
americansoldier: american soldiers will win no matter what
iraqisoldier: what is FO?
americansoldier: forward observer

americansoldier: what do you want to happen to iraq? and do you understand that soldiers like me didn't go to iraq to harm the people
americansoldier: ?
iraqisoldier: i do no no
iraqisoldier: do you ever see tank near kabala?
americansoldier: yes
iraqisoldier: do you ever see tank blow up?
americansoldier: yes

(side note, to me: americansoldier: I was sitting right next to the palidins outside of karbala calling in targets)

That was about the end of the conversation. It was really wierd, how the Iraqi seemed to be trying to figure out if my brother was responsible for killing his brother. It was also really interesting that the guy seemed to have no idea what happened to Sadam, or how he was captured, despite having access to the internet. Maybe they'll talk again sometime.

jonathan

wow.. wonder if that was real.. meaning if that was really someone from iraq and not someone jerkin your brother around

if it was real, its amazing how they dont know whats going on in his own country

its fake.

americansoldier: were you republican guard?
iraqisoldier: yes
americansoldier: what did you take off your uniform and run like a ***** so we wouldn't put a 50 cal round through your chest?
iraqisoldier: i have no given me a uniform

i REALY DO DOUBT that the republican guard didnt have uniforms. its bull****.

if it looks like ****, smells like ****, and tastes like ****, then it is ****

So are you calling me a lyer, or saying that the person my brother talked to was fake?

I wondered if it was real too, but from what I have heard, the few existing ISPs in Iraq, for whatever reason, choose to block access to global news websites like CNN, similar to what is done in other countries like China. It's not suprising that given the suppression of media their, most people are clueless as to what's going on.

I don't know if the guy was fake, but if he was, he sure went way the hell out of his way to speak terrible English, and seemed to have very good insight into what happened during the fighting.

Also, from what my brother has told me, almost everyone who shot at him did not have a uniform on... which is why he asked that question. As we know, many Americans were injured by people who appeared to be civilians, but were actually soldiers out of uniform, something my brother saw a lot of. And also, as has been widely discussed, the Iraqi armies were highly irregular, and were known to be not very well outfitted, including the republican guard. How else could the 3rd ID have run over the republican guard in one night? Think carefully.

jonathan

saying dude is a poser

I told my brother to start a direct chat with him if the guy messages him again, and traceroute his ip. The guy messaged him a couple times today, so he might again.

cliff notes please

>_<

interesting, so your chattin on aim with iraqi soldiers?

dayum! shur maxe me proud to be mericun!

wow the things you can do with that internet...pretty cool stuff they got on that internet

IOL iraqi online............