Had to show some restraint.... I just got back from SF Superior Court on Wednesday. Caught in a speed trap by a undercover white Camero CHP though the McArthur tunnel between the Marina and Richmond district in SF. They accused me of going 65 in a 45. Cost me $160 + driving school. Five other cars were pulled over along with me.

 

Yeah, can't argue reverse Basic Speed Law in a tunnel. Try getting Pre-Paid Legal though. I have heard great things about using their services to fend of money-grubbing municipalities that treat traffic laws as revenue sources. Quite often you can be successful in defending yourself against a traffic ticket with a little preperation. Oh, and by not being an idiot about where and when and to what degree you speed. Gotta be reasonable to get away with it.

~Been pulled over 12 times for speeding, never cited

 

and i thought they were good people. i gave them a peace sign, and he waved. guess they got bored already.

 

You should've dusted the CHPs @ss j/k bro. Sorry to hear about the ticket man. I know how that feels...

~joe

 

Damn! That's alot of BJ's dude! (j/k)

SF has this thing called "Instant Hearings". When I was in line, the board indicated that the hearings were being run by "Officers Brown and Gonzalez" Like I was gonna have a chance with either one of them.

Because I debadged my car and replaced it with an Impreza badge. The cop got on his loud speaker and said, "IMPREZYA PULL OVER!"

 

Dude, you have NO idea! Ok, also j/k. But somehow I've escaped everytime despite not having the Beautiful Woman defense ready. Cops like hot chicks. They think they might have a chance to score. Serioussly though, I just drive at the maximum safe speed, and so far all the cops who have pulled me over subscribe to the same theory that speed is relative and lawmakers are related to when it comes to speed limits. Safe is safe, and I can go more than the sign says in good conditions in a car like an RS. Usually in bad conditions too

 

Jackass. It's not like I have the word mother in my handle. Not of the fairer sex here. Read carefully. I said I DIDN"T have the hot chick defense- like the Seinfeld episode? Sheesh. I feel like Miller up here.