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Old May 7, 2004 | 01:29 AM
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All of your exterior style questions answered.

A few of the more important details:

You tilt your lid a certain way and your cell rings a custom tune, so why not modify your ride to complement your steez (that's style for the uninitiated)?
This is so true.

The next thing you ought to do is dispense with those plastic 14-inch hubcaps. I know your mom says they look great and you should leave them on, but, seriously, is your mom trying to get her car into The Fast And Furious III: Fast To The Third Furiouserer Power? If you're sittin' on plastic, it ain't gonna happen.
I've been trying to get accepted to the casting calls. THE WAITING IS OVER!

Another true style piece is a custom body kit because it can radically alter the look of your car. Whipping your grandma's hand-me-down? Throw on a body kit and you'll be stylin' like the pros in no time.
Very true.

And finally:

Before I bounce, there's one factor that I have to bring up about style: unless you have a beefy engine to back up the looks, your local crew is going to put you under house arrest. Make sure it's all good under the hood.
[I'm going to cry ]

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Old May 7, 2004 | 01:31 AM
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It gets better. That's not the only article
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Silver wheels remain the most popular choice, but, recently, the trend has shifted towards gunmetal and gold colors. Want to thoroughly stand out? There's no substitute for good old bling-a-ling chrome.
He's right. There is no substitute for good old bling-a-ling chrome.
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hmm, ok ill just go ahead and tell you. i wrote that article. they paid me good so shut up.
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that should be put in the bible
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"How To Rice Your Ride For Idiots - Vol. 1"

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Old May 7, 2004 | 02:52 PM
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But wait! There's more!

"Sport compact car tuning and the word bling are almost synonymous with each other."

"If that carbon fiber dash kit you installed looks more like wood grain, you need to get your shine on. "

"Once you're comfortable at this level, you can graduate to bigger blings. Now, stop playing with your sister's Urban Barbie collection and start tricking out your ride. You'll notice an immediate difference in your cruising pleasure."

Bigger blings? I havn't quite figured out how neons, altezzas, and halo headlights increase your driving pleasure. Meh.
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