Would you kill other kids for them? Or worse yet... dare I say... BABIES?

If so, you are an evil, dastardly being destined only for the ninth ring of the great flaming inferno.



















jk... I think George Carlin said it best: "somethin else I'm getting tired of... is all this stupid bullsh*t we have to listen to all the time about children. That's all you hear in this country... 'children,' 'help the children,' 'what about the children,' save the children,' ...you know what I say... F*CK THE CHILDREN! F*CK 'EM!"

hey, I didn't say it

 

its ok fellas, let them joke about it, there's this thing called karma...so wait till you folks have kids, if you ever do, or if you already do, i just hope that they do just fine, and if they don't, hope for the best, God will do the rest.

go lakers

 

Even on the internet, you can tell people's real selves.

The people who have no sense of humor and jump at every speck of controversy are the people who obviously did not have a very good time in life, because any guy who has gone out on the weekends to party, and who has good memories on nights they don't remember with best of friends and carried drunk friends home on their backs, would never be so defensive in their language about things.

Subiedon, did you just use karma and God in the same sentence? I used to go to a church where one of the pastors slapped a kid for saying 'karma'

Well maybe becoming a father just makes you totally paranoid about what'll happen to your kids. I suppose that the focus and attitudes in life totally change when you become a parent.

 

Ok, suggynut was just trying to be funny, while sad, he was trying to be funny. I am sure when he comes to the point were he has to look out for the life of his own child he will feel differtn. Young boys just do not understand what it means when it comes to babies.

I hope/think most guys on here will be smart enought to look after their babies, I just wanted to give them a heads up, just in case.

I am glad this post stayed on top for so long, even if for bad reason, it got as much attention as it needed and I hope helped some child out there.

 

 

OK this has to end. I WAS DRUNK and just posted that sentence as a harmless joke, i wouldnt have said it if i knew it would have offended so many people. i mean jokes are jokes but there is a point where it bas to be calmed down.

so i officially apologize.

 

$50? Man you hella cheap doood