All Simpsons Fans - I Need Help!!

Old Nov 26, 2002 | 04:31 PM
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All Simpsons Fans - I Need Help!!

ok guys, my senior quote is going to be due monday, and i have decided that i really want it to be a simpsons quote, which is not just a tv show, but part of my everyday life.

please, PLEASE, post some of your favorite quotes............before i get a "go search n00b" hahah i want some sort of a meaningful quote. not meaningful as serious, definetely funny as hell, but "i bent my wookie" just aint gonna cut it........well maybe it could....but u get what i mean.
Old Nov 26, 2002 | 04:39 PM
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"Me fail english? That's UNpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum

"Chicken Necks?" - Ralph Wiggum

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that." Homer J.

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" - Homer J.

"When the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." - Ralph

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer J.

"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." - Homer J.
Old Nov 26, 2002 | 04:42 PM
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ROFLMAO.....i love those. thnx marc

i wanna amass a ton of quotes and choose from there.
Old Nov 26, 2002 | 04:43 PM
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homer = "mag wheels, on man what i'd do for a set of mag wheels...'droooool'"


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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 06:42 PM
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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 10:34 PM
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Originally posted by rohde88
cmon you gotta be more specific like what characters and how long it can be.

"everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils." -Carl

"No children have ever meddled with the Republican party and lived to tell about it."-Sideshow Bob
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well ok. characters, i prefer homer just because he has the best material, but im open to all. but........ya, lets just go with homer

and how long it can be, im pretty sure its 100 words and under, including spaces. o ya, beer, homosexuals, all that ownt work. otherwise i would use something like

"hey scoie, that dress makes u look like a homosexual"
"BBBOOOOOO"
"maybe you all are homosexuals"

mcbain hahaha
Old Nov 26, 2002 | 10:36 PM
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Originally posted by josh
homer = "mag wheels, on man what i'd do for a set of mag wheels...'droooool'"


josh

thats one of my fav quotes of all time

fatherhood is alot like motherhood, in that i wouldnt trade it for anything in the world. except maybe for some mag wheels, thatd be sweet


hehehe
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Originally posted by OwlBoogie
[B"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." - Homer J. [/B]
That's it dude, hands down.
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