I had a guy at work mess with my truck one day. He had my tail gate down and took off the safety latches. When he wasn't looking. I went out to my truck and took the tail gate off the truck and laid it on the ground.

We then called him out on it. And when he went out to see what happened. He saw the gate on the ground. I then made him pay me out of his next pay check for $450 in damages... When he paid me. I took him out to lunch that day. After using his money to buy us lunch. I then gave him the left over money back and told him the story. It was funny as hell..... Even more so that the whole store was in on it and didn't tell him. He was soo pissed... I had taken his rent money. I told him... Dont **** with peoples cars or trucks!!! lesson of the month...

 

I can't believe people actually get offended when I ask them not to sit against my car. How people think it is ok to sit on a strangers car is beyond me.

Glad to hear you are in a good mood though.

 

Yeah... my buddy buckled my fender and I have 2 dents on my car from friends doing what I ask them not to do. My brother closed my hatch the way I told him not to and he dented it. I said... dude... that's why I told you to use the handle or the glass...

 

That is freaking classic.

 

Try owning expensive motorcycles.... I have come out of stores to find people sitting on my Ducati's and my MV over the years.. Its like WTF...

 

What was even better... I had him a week later on his hands and knees... sniffing the air around this Buell looking for a coolant leak. For like 25 minutes..

It was soooo funny.. We all had tears...

 

People have no boundaries. It's nuts. Door Dings. Dents. Whatever. No one gives a **** what they do to other people's cars/bikes.

They look at you like you're crazy when you get offended... it's like... I don't know WTF you are. Do people just come to your house, open your door, grab a coke from the fridge, plop on the couch and start flipping channels? Same ****.

idiots.

 

When I lived over in Blackhawk, I used to watch the parking lot. There was three owners you could tell right away.
The knowing owner: Parked away 75% of the time and walked the distance to the store.
The clueless owner: parked up front
The Lease owner: parked where ever they could fit there car closest to the door. Opened up their car doors, slamming them into the cars parked on both sides...

I have seen fights go down over that ****. Just like the punk at the PHill meet that slammed his car door into my fresh paint and walked away like it was no big deal. I was sooo pissed because he damaged the widebody quarter panel and chipped the paint.

 

oh damn... yeah I wouldn't been beyond pissed.

Some folks don't get it. I had my car like 2 months when my buddy thought it would be funny to run and slide across my hood. He saw my face when I figured out what he was gonna do and he tried to stop. So he buckled my fender. I had it pulled but you can still see in the body line that it's not quite right. Car was TWO MONTHS old.

I had to white knuckled the wheel to stop myself from getting out and pounding on the dude. I didn't know him that long but I'm glad I didn't. He's one of my best friends now.

I don't think I put my first scratch anywhere on that car until it was like 5 years old. Haaaa.

I had a couple door dings from people. The dented fender. My brother dented my tail gate, he also opened the gate into my snowboard and scratched the wing, and when the car was like a week old I let him drive it and as we were driving into a parking lot I told him to take it easy and he proceeded to say... I got it... SCRRRRAAATCH. stuffed the bumper into the ground. Then my buddy dropped his snowboard and chipped the paint off my door. Etc etc.

I remember my first damage from me. I just sat in the car and went... finally. Haaaaaa. O.k. that's a lie. I looked at my wife and said... I told you not to park your ****ing car there. (I backed into her car) HAaaaaaaa.



Yeah I hate people. Bunch of idiots. I came out to my car one time to find a door ding so bad that you could tell the door got stuck in my door. One of those 6 inch tall creases. No note. No nothing. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

Sweet. Sounds like a good morning. Everybody is still fast asleep when I leave in the morning. But Jack and I did go for a walk to the mailbox last night and he started running down the sidewalk, "I running". Plus he tripped and fell twice last night trying to wear his rain boots around the house. It was a good night.

 

Was that Nick?

I had a door ding so bad, it left 2 marks. It was somebodies back door of a 4 door car. I had a huge ding where the top of the door, below the glass, struck my door and a smaller ding but equally noticeable from where the bottom of the jackhole's door hit. But a month or so later I got T-boned on that side, so upside, no more dings.

 

yeah I would drain the guys oil and let him blow the motor,.

 

No. Some idiot at safeway. Nick caved in my whole fender.

 

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