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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 03:13 PM
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I don't think I'd want to do a group buy on anything "exotic" with you bunch of dirties.
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 03:26 PM
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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 03:42 PM
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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 04:12 PM
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I need more lemon pledge.
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 04:31 PM
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Reminds me of the time we met this professional model who wanted to get ****** by my friend and I. This happened at an poker competition down in LA, which was sponsored by some sleazy FM radio station. The people hosting the event ambiguously hired these professional modeling girls to walk around the overwhelmingly populated sausage-fest and talk to the gamblers. My friend "Arash" was doing really well and made it to the final table, and when the event was over around 2am one of the modeling girls I was primarily talking with that evening wanted to follow us home and probably jump our bones. True business. We told her once we got back to Arash's pad we were just going to watch a flick and pass-out. We also told her it was really far, and we should get together some other time. However, she was persistent and still wanted to go. I suppose this is the part where I say, "Don't get married". We ended up not having an "Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am" and went home.

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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 05:06 PM
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yeah.... that maid service says nothing about cleaning. you're house is still going to be a mess.
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 05:18 PM
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you will soon meet consuela
No no no consuela no
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 05:27 PM
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yeah.... that maid service says nothing about cleaning. you're house is still going to be a mess.
I hope so.
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 05:35 PM
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it's going to be a mess AND you're going to have the pay for them blue *****.

no bueno consuela, you get your *** back in there and clean damnit! and while you're at it, make me a sandwich!
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SubyWrxGuy
Reminds me of the time we met this professional model who wanted to get ****** by my friend and I. This happened at an poker competition down in LA, which was sponsored by some sleazy FM radio station. The people hosting the event ambiguously hired these professional modeling girls to walk around the overwhelmingly populated sausage-fest and talk to the gamblers. My friend "Arash" was doing really well and made it to the final table, and when the event was over around 2am one of the modeling girls I was primarily talking with that evening wanted to follow us home and probably jump our bones. True business. We told her once we got back to Arash's pad we were just going to watch a flick and pass-out. We also told her it was really far, and we should get together some other time. However, she was persistent and still wanted to go. I suppose this is the part where I say, "Don't get married". We ended up not having an "Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am" and went home.
yeah the problem with this was, she probably had a few guy friends on call waiting to jack your buddy since he did decently well at the tournament....
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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Javirex23
yeah the problem with this was, she probably had a few guy friends on call waiting to jack your buddy since he did decently well at the tournament....
She's on Facebook. I didn't have the heart to tell this chick I had a girl-friend so we, "wimped-out"
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SubyWrxGuy
Reminds me of the time we met this professional model who wanted to get ****** by my friend and I. This happened at an poker competition down in LA, which was sponsored by some sleazy FM radio station. The people hosting the event ambiguously hired these professional modeling girls to walk around the overwhelmingly populated sausage-fest and talk to the gamblers. My friend "Arash" was doing really well and made it to the final table, and when the event was over around 2am one of the modeling girls I was primarily talking with that evening wanted to follow us home and probably jump our bones. True business. We told her once we got back to Arash's pad we were just going to watch a flick and pass-out. We also told her it was really far, and we should get together some other time. However, she was persistent and still wanted to go. I suppose this is the part where I say, "Don't get married". We ended up not having an "Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am" and went home.
I think you and your buddy may be gay. Just sayin
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by glenspen
I think you and your buddy may be gay. Just sayin
Or I could just be married. And my friend Arash has a serious GF. She's lives in LA. She likes tall, handsome guys with and sense of humor sort of guy. If your really curious she's on Facebook. I don't want to commit adultery.

That last post was completely of the record BTW LOL



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