accept jesus and get a ps2 for free!!
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As a new Christian, you will want to share the good news of Jesus Christ with as many of your "peeps in the hood" as you can. The great thing about Tony Hawk's Underground is that you can actually get off of your skateboard and walk around in the game and talk to other skaters about the Plan of Salvation! And if they don't accept Jesus as their Personal Savior, you can kill them later. How cool is that!?
In addition, if you are interested in Christian computer games, Landover Baptist children use Bible-based-maps and characters in Unreal Tournament as part of their Christian Soldier training to help Jesus slaughter sinners in the final battle of Armageddon (which God willing, will happen during President George W. Bush's second term). Remember to tell your parents to vote for GW in 2004, so that you can meet Jesus real soon and thank Him personally for all the cool stuff He is going to be sending you through this and other super-cool Landover Baptist Kids promotions this year!
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I hope this is a joke man. I mean i'm no uber religious guy but I believe in the bible man...and this crap offends me...I can't get to the site from work so I'm guessing it's a joke.
edit....by offend I mean that its rediculous that you would "trick" or "bribe" someone into a faith.
edit....by offend I mean that its rediculous that you would "trick" or "bribe" someone into a faith.
