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"FOR SALE/TRADE:
You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass. It's made by those rich ****s at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION ****in dollars building that ****. And it was made in MOTHER****IN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? ****IN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad ***, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and ****. The rims on this badass miniature bullet train are 19 ****in inches, thats bigger than that fat *** ***** you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to ****in AFRICA in like 15 minutes, *****. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothe****in man, you can reverse that sonofa***** over cats and ****. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty *** date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her *** over your baller *** leather seats. I could sit in those seats all ****in day and not even give a ****. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, *****es know you ain't ****in around.
BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?
Whoa whoa whoa, hold your ***got horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta *** low profile tires. ****, those things grip like a ****in gorilla, that's ****in grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that ****, so you know that's some tough **** right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the ****in morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun mother****in Tzu (the only book that ****in matters). You turn on the ****in domelight and burn your retinas to ****, cause, that **** is bright as the mother****in son. In fact, I'm such a ****in gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized glasses to protect your pansy *** eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that **** shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet *** ride pass them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a mother****in UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're ****in right. They're ****in magic. Buy this mother****er, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry *** Gangbang **** you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.
2003 Nissan 350z - 97k miles
Version Select front/rear/sides
AME Shallen CX wheels 19x...10 front, 19x11 rear
Toyo T1R tires
JIC Magic FLT-A2 full coilover suspension
Cusco control arms
XO2 True Dual exhaust (stock exhaust is also included)
Touchscreen headunit.
If you or anyone you know is interested feel free to let me know.
Trade must be for a 4 seater car.
I prefer: Acura TSX, Lexus IS300, Lexus GS300, Acura MDX, Honda Civic 4dr,......etc.. but I will consider all offers.
Asking 14k. PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE."
"FOR SALE/TRADE:
You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass. It's made by those rich ****s at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION ****in dollars building that ****. And it was made in MOTHER****IN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? ****IN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad ***, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and ****. The rims on this badass miniature bullet train are 19 ****in inches, thats bigger than that fat *** ***** you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to ****in AFRICA in like 15 minutes, *****. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothe****in man, you can reverse that sonofa***** over cats and ****. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty *** date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her *** over your baller *** leather seats. I could sit in those seats all ****in day and not even give a ****. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, *****es know you ain't ****in around.
BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?
Whoa whoa whoa, hold your ***got horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta *** low profile tires. ****, those things grip like a ****in gorilla, that's ****in grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that ****, so you know that's some tough **** right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the ****in morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun mother****in Tzu (the only book that ****in matters). You turn on the ****in domelight and burn your retinas to ****, cause, that **** is bright as the mother****in son. In fact, I'm such a ****in gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized glasses to protect your pansy *** eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that **** shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet *** ride pass them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a mother****in UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're ****in right. They're ****in magic. Buy this mother****er, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry *** Gangbang **** you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.
2003 Nissan 350z - 97k miles
Version Select front/rear/sides
AME Shallen CX wheels 19x...10 front, 19x11 rear
Toyo T1R tires
JIC Magic FLT-A2 full coilover suspension
Cusco control arms
XO2 True Dual exhaust (stock exhaust is also included)
Touchscreen headunit.
If you or anyone you know is interested feel free to let me know.
Trade must be for a 4 seater car.
I prefer: Acura TSX, Lexus IS300, Lexus GS300, Acura MDX, Honda Civic 4dr,......etc.. but I will consider all offers.
Asking 14k. PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE."
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