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Aug 2, 2006 | 04:22 PM

suby_dude

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Let's Help out ZOEB...

he keeps rattling off this tired old joke...

"your mom..." is/did/<last verb/adj. you said>

dude - THAT JOKE IS TIRED.

so let's help zoeb out... w/ some ORIGINAL...

YO MAMA JOKES....

**cash money**

sd

zoeb's grandma actually

Aug 2, 2006 | 04:35 PM

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"yo mama so stupid she thought KY jelly went with peanut butter :rotfl:"

Aug 2, 2006 | 04:42 PM

smokey25

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Yo mama's so fat to give her a kiss you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

I remember in elementary school i used to sware to god me and my friends invented "Yo mama" jokes hahaha

Aug 2, 2006 | 04:52 PM

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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

Aug 2, 2006 | 05:00 PM

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your mom went to college

Aug 2, 2006 | 05:02 PM

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your momma so fat she has to take of her pants to reach in her pockets

Aug 2, 2006 | 05:06 PM

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your mom has more chins than a chinese phonebook

Aug 2, 2006 | 05:17 PM

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Your momma is Armando Benitez.

Aug 2, 2006 | 05:20 PM

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Yo momma's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

Aug 2, 2006 | 05:24 PM

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your mom's so fat I could slap her thighs once and ride the waves all night

Aug 2, 2006 | 06:32 PM

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**** helping him, make fun of him!!!

Aug 2, 2006 | 06:34 PM

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zoebisfat. com

Aug 2, 2006 | 06:36 PM

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Your mom is so ugly the doctor slapped her when u were born

Aug 2, 2006 | 06:41 PM

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Your momma is so hairy that they recorded "GORILLAS IN THE MIST" while she took a shower!

Aug 2, 2006 | 06:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by _SUBYblue_WRx

Your momma is so hairy that they recorded "GORILLAS IN THE MIST" while she took a shower!

haha, that ones good

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