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Old 04-23-2014, 06:04 PM
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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!
you filthy bastard!!!
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If you look into her eyes, she will eat your soul alive...
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If you look into her eyes, she will eat your soul alive...
Thats why you do her dirty, doggy style.
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Old 04-23-2014, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Heedz
you filthy bastard!!!
You know me well enough that this should not be shocking.

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If you look into her eyes, she will eat your soul alive...
I have no soul, hence raw dog piston-like missionary with unblinking, unflinching eye contact and a curled upper lip while I tighten my grip on her waist, attempting to get my fingers to touch as I cry out in victory to Crom.

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Thats why you do her dirty, doggy style.
You've written many great things over the years on BAIC, but this is easily Top Ten right here.
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori

I have no soul, hence raw dog piston-like missionary with unblinking, unflinching eye contact and a curled upper lip while I tighten my grip on her waist, attempting to get my fingers to touch as I cry out in victory to Crom.
This is by far one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you sir.
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:59 AM
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This is by far one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you sir.
But I was being dead serious!


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But I was being dead serious!

Who else but choku dori
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Old 04-24-2014, 03:27 PM
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But I was being dead serious!


Your avatar....

Woody does not belong in the k-on bu
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Your avatar....

Woody does not belong in the k-on bu
Hentai Woody does!
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Hentai Woody does!
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:19 AM
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hentai woody does!
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I would have sex with her in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation.
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Old 04-25-2014, 03:44 PM
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That might be among the creepiest things I've seen a chick do. Entertainment value = decently high...but walking on the street and seeing what looks like a life sized doll would make me kill it with fire.

(I was not a Barbie fan as a kid, so maybe I'm weird that way)

lol
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