I didn't realize this was cause for concern in the Bay Area, fellas... ;)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=9&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc

You can't do it anymore either Salty!

If I can no longer do this legally I guess I'll have time to make it out to UCKK on Tues. nights afterall! ;) Seriously though, the thought of it makes me want to vomit. The fact that they have to make it illegal to discourage people from doing it is beyond disturbing.

They don't have to make it illegal to discourage people from doing it, they have to make it illegal so they can lock those sick f***s up.

'bout time if you asked me.

Now all we have to do is encourage Arnold to save the trees from you "tree-hugging" dandrophiliacs. :p

my buddy wrote that bill :)

said it was a rather dark work week when he was tasked with that.

Well, as long as there is no consensual age limit on chickens and goats, i should be in the clear. :D


LOL, it also kind of like making doing more that 40 backflips in a row without touching the ground illegal. Has necrophelia become such a problem that we need to OUTLAW it? Wouldnt it already be assumed that you shouldnt have sex with deal people? Ha, amaaazing.

oh-kay. i guess someone has to stand up for the rights of the dead? wtf. what if they're a willing participant in the coupling...who's to know. and it's a felony, no less. it is kinda creepy, but whatever floats your boat. i could care less what's done with my body after i'm gone ;)

the legislature has way too much time on their hands. maybe a half-time session is a good idea.

Hooray for Colorado!!

OK...I'll kill this topic.

What is the difference between...um,"pleasuring" myself with with a one pound block of ground sirloin and...ah, doing what the bill signed now prevents me from doing?

Once the soul (if you believe in such) leaves, the body is just a shell, no different than say a discarded feather or a molted skin from a lizard.

Look, most of those that are mortitians find it difficult to get a date, let alone get a piece. Beautiful people die everyday...who's hurt if the body is taken for one last "test drive"?

OK...I'll kill this topic.

What is the difference between...um,"pleasuring" myself with with a one pound block of ground sirloin and...ah, doing what the bill signed now prevents me from doing?

Once the soul (if you believe in such) leaves, the body is just a shell, no different than say a discarded feather or a molted skin from a lizard.

Look, most of those that are mortitians find it difficult to get a date, let alone get a piece. Beautiful people die everyday...who's hurt if the body is taken for one last "test drive"?


Man that gross, funny, but gross. :)

-Chris