Most surveys on myspace are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!!

1. How many people have you had sex with?
no more than 4, no less 2

2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms?
done "E" about 3 years ago smoked weed about 4 years ago.
both only tried once.

3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
no and do not ever plan on doing.

4. Ever paid for sex?
no

5. Ever been married?
no

6. Ever been divorced?
No.

7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?
girl on top or any interesting position.

8. Do you own any guns?
no.

9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
no

10. Ever been to rehab?
no

11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
no and dont plan to

12. Ever **** anyone that you met on myspace?
Yes.

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
chuck norris??

15. Ladies.....do you dish beege?
not a lady.....

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
no

17. How many states have you lived in?
1

18. How many countries have you lived in?
3

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
No

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
not sure @_@

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
no

22. Ever had anal sex?
No.

23. Ever been paid for sex?
No.

24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
No, i trust my friend. Sometime maybe too much.

25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
No and would not even think about it.

26. What is your IQ?
@_@ 999?

27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
he liked the kids, thats all

28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Yes or No?
who ****ing cares anymore...

29. Fake tits or real tits???
I prefer real.

30. Ever watch someone die?
no. but i had 2 good friend die in High school and grandmother die 2 years ago.

31. Would you **** me if given the chance?
No, we're good friends

32. How long has it been since you had sex?
no comment. ^^;

33. Who's mug shot was funnier....
??

34. Name your favorite beer....
I prefer Tokyo tea, incredible hulk, electric lemonade.

35. Who is your daddy.....and what does he do?
my dad's retired.

* Congrats for not being a ***** and allowing yourself to be so exposed!
Uhh, thanks....








I didn't even get a chance to read teh comments

Here's my answers

Most surveys on myspace are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!!

1. How many people have you had sex with?

More than 40 less that 45

2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms?

Sure let's smoke a bowl

3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?

Yes

4. Ever paid for sex?

Yes, we all do

5. Ever been married?

Don't think so

6. Ever been divorced?

Yes

7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?

Teh one when I don't have to do a thing

8. Do you own any guns?

Yes
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/jdmimpreza/DCP_1755.jpg


9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?

Did 40

10. Ever been to rehab?

Yes

11. Ever do anything gay sexually?

Does talking in a lisp to make fun of somebody count?

12. Ever **** anyone that you met on myspace?

Yes

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?

chuck norris fought bruce lee

15. Ladies.....do you dish beege?

For girls that do hit me up I luv blowjobs


16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?

Yes

17. How many states have you lived in?

1

18. How many countries have you lived in?

1

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?

Yes, I keep protection

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?

Gilbert Gottfried
http://www.mp-shoot.com/cgc/images/2004/apr/gilbert.jpg


21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?

Yes

22. Ever had anal sex?

I've performed it to a couple girls

23. Ever been paid for sex?

Does favors count?

24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?

Why would I care

25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?

Yes

26. What is your IQ?

It must be low, I'm answering these questions

27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?

I think he's a perv
http://crotchjockeys.com/Mr.Rogers.jpg


28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Yes or No?

He did it and got away. Don't hate the playa hate the game

29. Fake tits or real tits???

If you can touch it's real

30. Ever watch someone die?

Yes

31. Would you **** me if given the chance?

Who sent this to me again?

32. How long has it been since you had sex?

2/21/06

33. Who's mug shot was funnier....

http://www.justicejunction.com/Assets/grantmugshot.JPG
for the X http://www.justicejunction.com/Assets/grantmugshot.JPG

34. Name your favorite beer....

Heff, King Cobra, Old E

35. Who is your daddy.....and what does he do?

Antonio Ruiz Jr, works at Warner Brothers, he's a drummer and has a myspace account somewhere, never seen it but heard all about it.

* Congrats for not being a ***** and allowing yourself to be so exposed!
Uhh, thanks....


That wasn't too hard

hahaha

Buwahahahahahaha

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From: Eddie


Date: Feb 23, 2006 8:27 AM
Subject: I ate a Paris Hilton, because I'm horny.
Body: Pick the month you were born in


1----I fell in love with
2----I choked on
3----Today i murdered
4----I dance with
5----I had sex with
6----I glued myself to
7----I slipped on
8----I ate a
9----I had a fight with
10--- I got plastic surgery to look like
11---I threw **** at
12---I slapped


Pick the day (number) you were born on


1-3-------A Homeless guy
4-6-------A hot dog
7-9-------A gangster
10-12----An Erection
13-14---- This Guga
15-18---Paris Hilton
19-24---- A pickle
25-27----A Pea
28-31----A condom



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing


White--- Because Im Hard Core
Black----Because I was high
Pink-----Because Im dying tomorrow
Red-----Becuase I ate some hairy nachos
Blue----Because i'm horny
Green----because i hate myself
Purple----because im gay
Gray-----Because i was drunk
Other-----because thats how i Roll
Polka Dot-----because Im cool that way

YOU ONLY HAVE 54 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP UNTILL YOU ARE 45



Why are you reposting this eddie? it's not like you're in a relationship?

Originally Posted by eddie
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From: Eddie


Date: Feb 23, 2006 8:27 AM
Subject: I ate a Paris Hilton, because I'm horny.
Body: Pick the month you were born in


1----I fell in love with
2----I choked on
3----Today i murdered
4----I dance with
5----I had sex with
6----I glued myself to
7----I slipped on
8----I ate a
9----I had a fight with
10--- I got plastic surgery to look like
11---I threw **** at
12---I slapped


Pick the day (number) you were born on


1-3-------A Homeless guy
4-6-------A hot dog
7-9-------A gangster
10-12----An Erection
13-14---- This Guga
15-18---Paris Hilton
19-24---- A pickle
25-27----A Pea
28-31----A condom



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing


White--- Because Im Hard Core
Black----Because I was high
Pink-----Because Im dying tomorrow
Red-----Becuase I ate some hairy nachos
Blue----Because i'm horny
Green----because i hate myself
Purple----because im gay
Gray-----Because i was drunk
Other-----because thats how i Roll
Polka Dot-----because Im cool that way

YOU ONLY HAVE 54 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP UNTILL YOU ARE 45

I slipped on a hot dog because I was high.

Why are you reposting this eddie? it's not like you're in a relationship?
no reason i just thought it was funny.
it's not like i believe in those bullshat that say at the bottom anyways.

Oh wtf!!!

Based on chart above..


I Had sex with a pickle, because im hard core.....

Lol...

i slipped on a gangster because that's how i roll



PS
YOU ONLY HAVE 54 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP UNTILL YOU ARE 45
^^^^^^^^^^^ lame and DIAF !

i slapped a hotdog because i'm hardcore? :confused:

i slapped a hotdog because i'm hardcore? :confused:
http://www.i-club.com/forums/image.php?u=36069&dateline=1118385887^^^^^hotdog

i slapped a hotdog because i'm hardcore? :confused:


kekeke... that made me giggle

i slapped a hotdog because i'm hardcore? :confused:

oh yeah?


haaaaarrrrrr!@
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/jdmimpreza/Dsc00003.jpg

oh yeah?


haaaaarrrrrr!@
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/jdmimpreza/Dsc00003.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!! :rotfl:

hahahaha

i slipped on a homeless guy because thats how i roll!

ok...

hahahaha

i slipped on a homeless guy because thats how i roll!

what does this mean?


You're clumsy and you hang out at a shelter in East LA?

http://www.chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_chuck/2005_09_ronald-mcdonald-street-bum.jpg
With him?

http://www.chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_chuck/2005_09_ronald-mcdonald-street-bum.jpg
With him?
no. with hungry doraemon.
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what does this mean?


You're clumsy and you hang out at a shelter in East LA?

BORN IN EAST LA!

what does this mean?


You're clumsy and you hang out at a shelter in East LA?


no that means im bored of my car and im drifting on a hobo..

ke?

haha only person who i can think of drifting a subaru is Franco. No way you can. lol

Uncomfortable survey?

Is this SUPPOSED to be uncomfortable? ...Is it hot in here or is it just me?


THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. (lets see if you can get through it. if not, you're too scared about your past)


-Longest relationship?
*5.9 years... wtf?

-Shortest relationship?
*5'1" LOL

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
*all of them, cuz I'm so loveable I guess (ya right)

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
*yeah, and then I changed my mind after she kicked my groin (figuratively speaking)

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
*yeah, Korean girls can kick pretty hard... Vietnamese girls too.

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
*yes, because you know I'm a HARD-ASS MOFO

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
*face it, most of us including me want to be single when we're in a relationship, and want to be in a relationship when we're single. How's the saying go? The grass always tastes better on the other side or some ****? LOL

-Have you ever been cheated on?
*of course not, I'm so good there's no reason for my lady to cheat on me.

-What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
*besides the vagina? LOL

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
*of course. in fact, it's been broken so many times I should be dead by now.

-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
*yes, with my DIM MAK (death touch!)

-Talk to any of your exes?:
*yeah, but only when they want something from me.

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?
*yes, but I would change it so I could be with all of them at the same time, and live in Saudi Arabia like a rich oil shiek and have them fan me with a palm leaf and feed me grapes LOL

-Think any of your exes feel the same way?
*probly not, they got better stuff to do.

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
*yeah, but I wish I could be a bad boyfriend, cuz they always get more HOT CHICKS with low self-esteem!

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
*yeah, and then I gave them the DIM MAK (death touch)

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
*All men who have dated Korean or Vietnamese women have been in an abusive relationship

-Have you dated someone older then you?
*yeah, yo sistah and yo mama

-Younger?
*oh yeah!

-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
* yes.... maybe I shouldn't have given the DIM MAK (death touch) to that one girl for eating my french fries.

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
* yes. but my lady should give me at least 4-5 chances, since I'm kinda hard headed.

-Believe in love at first sight?
*no. But I believe in lust at first sight, rowr!

-Ever dated two people at once?
*sure. My dad told me "You hab to be fast wit da women! Like Sean Connery!"

-Ever been given an Engagement ring?
*no. I got a blow-pop ring once though... it was cherry flavored.

-Do you want to get married?
*sure, if my dream girl doesn't show up in my life I'll just order my bride from Russia, or the Philippines... as long as I can return her if I'm not 100% satisfied, like the commercial says.

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
*I want my european-style swimsuit back! and gimme back my donkey show pictures!

-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
*nah, thats shady. I don't mow another guys lawn!

-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
*of course... you know I wish that I had Jesse's girl! I wish I had Jesse's girl! Why can't I have a wumman like that?

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
*yes, it's a feeling similar to heartburn, or acid-reflux. Except, theres no medicine available to relieve the pain.

Uncomfortable survey?

Is this SUPPOSED to be uncomfortable? ...Is it hot in here or is it just me?


-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
*yeah, but I wish I could be a bad boyfriend, cuz they always get more HOT CHICKS with low self-esteem!


-Ever dated two people at once?
*sure. My dad told me "You hab to be fast wit da women! Like Sean Connery!"

.
thats soooo true see katrina

and funny

haha i wish i had sound bites from her and i

she once told me "you make me feel like a piece of meat"

and

"i have never had anyone made me feel like more of a whore"

I dance with A condom Because i'm horny