So post up some random BS you hear from people on a daily basis



My co-worker told me if I go down on girls more often I'll grow more facial hair?


Mike? Jorge?

Personally I like being serviced not the server

But the rules are different with the Laws of Brazil of course

If you beat off too often, you'll develop hairy palms / have blurry eye sight and may need glasses.

They say that you can find gold in your nose.

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.
Coca-Cola's name was translated into Chinese as "bite the wax tadpole."

japanese girls know what they want

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.



Thats not a myth. Where do you think the word "Coke" came from?

Tim

Thats not a myth. Where do you think the word "Coke" came from?

Tim
haha
That is true. They did use to put cocaine in coca-cola.

Not anymore :(


Oh here's one. "If you make a face and someone slaps your back, your face will stay that way."

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine.
Coca-Cola's name was translated into Chinese as "bite the wax tadpole."
What chinese are you speaking?

a duck's quack doens't echo....

haha
That is true. They did use to put cocaine in coca-cola.

Not anymore :(


Oh here's one. "If you make a face and someone slaps your back, your face will stay that way."


I thought it was "if you leave your eyes crossed like that, it'll stay stuck that way".

Tim

Oh and if you mix pop rocks and soda, you'll explode. :eek:

a duck's quack doens't echo....
it does

myth busters proved it

Thats not a myth. Where do you think the word "Coke" came from?

Tim


Coca-Cola
was named back in 1885 for its two "medicinal" ingredients: extract of coca leaves and kola nuts. Just how much cocaine was originally in the formulation is hard to determine, but the drink undeniably contained some cocaine in its early days.

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/graphics/cocaine.gif



mike: next year give eddie a book on basic americana.

Coca-Cola
was named back in 1885 for its two "medicinal" ingredients: extract of coca leaves and kola nuts. Just how much cocaine was originally in the formulation is hard to determine, but the drink undeniably contained some cocaine in its early days.

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/graphics/cocaine.gif



mike: next year give eddie a book on basic americana.

QUIZ: Why was there a civil war? or Who was the 16th president of the United States?

What chinese are you speaking?
i copy an paste those from a website.

it does

myth busters proved it
He was refering to when the duck's quack is created in vacuum or "in space".

Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

.. Roswell,NM ..

If I have sex with a pregnant woman, I will feel the baby(With the head of my penis)

if i beat off more than 3 times a day .. I will have arms like Arnold Schwartznnager (sp?)

say candyman 5 times in front of a mirror

here is a good one lol

"If I drive a subaru, Chics will dig me"

If a pregnant woman watches too much "PRON" chances are, the baby will remember that and become a total HOOCHIE/STRIPPER(female baby)!!! or a PSYCHO STALKER(male baby) When they grow up ..

Never walk under a ladder,


Or walk into a house while the Umbrella is still extended(open)

FAT girls give better blows

here's a good one that my spanish friend told me once...

When he has toe/nail/foot fungus.. instead of getting tough actin' Tinactin..lol he Pee's on his feet just before taking a shower... That will kill the bacteria

here is a good one lol

"If I drive a subaru, Chics will dig me"
that's not a myth.. that's totally false..

that's not a myth.. that's totally false..


well the funny thing is .. one of my friends was driving an SRT-4 .. then stepped up and bought a Suby, now has a ****load of girlfriends and was asked to get married... lol

if you light a fart on fire your intestines can explode

if you piss on an electric fence, your chinbo will fry (i heard this is false).

that's not a myth.. that's totally false..


no I've had a lot of girls talk to me soley because of my car.


I luv materialistic girls, I just won't date them

no I've had a lot of girls talk to me soley because of my car.


I luv materialistic girls, I just won't date them
that's cuz ur car is nice.. my car is crap..

materialistic -10 point.. my last g/f was super materialistic

that's cuz ur car is nice.. my car is crap..

teh legacy?

teh legacy?

legacy is sweet... it's like luxury sedan
RS is nice..

that's cuz ur car is nice.. my car is crap..

materialistic -10 point.. my last g/f was super materialistic


here's some myth to it


materialistic, only pluck never date never fall in rubb

Down to earth, non materialistic, give them the sense of security, pluck their hawt friends behind their back.

here's some myth to it


materialistic, only pluck never date never fall in rubb

Down to earth, non materialistic, give them the sense of security, pluck their hawt friends behind their back.

that sounds more like an advise than myth.

one of my ex's loved the fancy things in life man that was tough. hehe.

so you learn not to buy any diamonds unless it's goign on the wedding finger

just go cubic zirconia its a win win situation :D

that sounds more like an advise than myth.
thats up to u to believe it

thats up to u to believe it
daisuki's "dragon stance" is strong!


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So post up some random BS you hear from people on a daily basis



My co-worker told me if I go down on girls more often I'll grow more facial hair?


Mike? Jorge?

Personally I like being serviced not the server

But the rules are different with the Laws of Brazil of course

AH! that explains it all now!

Its like this franco

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/7258/moustachecontest4mv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

step on the crack and you'll fall and break your back...

if you light a fart on fire your intestines can explode

This is sorta true. I heard a story that some guy farted and tried to light the fart on fire. But he didn't fart fast enough, and the flame followed the methane up his anus and caught the hairs on fire all the way to his lower intestines.

here is a good one lol

"If I drive a subaru, Chics will dig me"
This is not a rumor.
Ferdie

This is not a rumor.
Ferdie
+1..

This is sorta true. I heard a story that some guy farted and tried to light the fart on fire. But he didn't fart fast enough, and the flame followed the methane up his anus and caught the hairs on fire all the way to his lower intestines.


too much time on your AZZ.. i mean on your hands !!! lol

myths, rumors, and little known facts.....

every person on avg. will swallow 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.:eek:

myths, rumors, and little known facts.....

every person on avg. will swallow 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.:eek:

i thought it was yearly.

speaking of spiders one just scared the crap out of me!

im not sleeping till i kill that basterd!

Quote:
Originally Posted by turbo_4_life
here is a good one lol

"If I drive a subaru, Chics will dig me"

This is not a rumor.
Ferdie


But in Ferdie's case they are just waiting for him to take two steps away from the car so they can jack it for their bf

i thought it was yearly.

speaking of spiders one just scared the crap out of me!

im not sleeping till i kill that basterd!
wuss... and how is your trader rating -2?

myth: your sex life will go downhill after marriage
myth: fat chicks are the best lays
myth:soggy got some in the last year or two ( me thinks NOT! )

wuss... and how is your trader rating -2?

myth: your sex life will go downhill after marriage
myth: fat chicks are the best lays
myth:soggy got some in the last year or two ( me thinks NOT! )

myth: your sex life will go downhill after marriage MYTH! who stays faithfull?
myth: fat chicks are the best lays LIES!!!!!
myth:soggy got some in the last year or two ( me thinks NOT! ) MYTH! its a fact he hasn't gotten any at all

youre right! 40 year old virgin!

youre right! 40 year old virgin!

rofl