Your Next Lawnmower Should Be....
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A Subaru!!!
I was at the Small Engine repair shop getting some chains for the chainsaws at work and low -and -behold
Snapper lawnmowers with proudly badged Subaru engines!
That's it ...as soon as my Briggs and Stratton takes a dump I'm getting a Subaru , though I might hold out until the STI Mower comes out.
As I write this I am watching V8 Supercar from Australia which makes me wonder why people watch NASCAR....Maybe if we could raise the Driver IQ in NASCAR they could have just as exciting a venue! "Dangit , son , first you start turning left n right next thang ya know your going outside the family for sexial relations!"
I was at the Small Engine repair shop getting some chains for the chainsaws at work and low -and -behold
Snapper lawnmowers with proudly badged Subaru engines!
That's it ...as soon as my Briggs and Stratton takes a dump I'm getting a Subaru , though I might hold out until the STI Mower comes out.
As I write this I am watching V8 Supercar from Australia which makes me wonder why people watch NASCAR....Maybe if we could raise the Driver IQ in NASCAR they could have just as exciting a venue! "Dangit , son , first you start turning left n right next thang ya know your going outside the family for sexial relations!"
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"Dangit , son , first you start turning left n right next thang ya know your going outside the family for sexial relations
I saw that Harbor Freight has 4.5 KW generators with 9 HP subaru engines
ROBIN ENGINES ARE BETTER QUALITY, RUN QUIETER, LAST LONGER AND ARE EASIER TO START AND MAINTAIN THAN HONDA ENGINES
9 HP Industrial Robin Subaru engine with cast iron sleeve
Recoil start, low oil shut off
4500 watts max/4000 watts continuous/5400 watts surge
6.5 gallon fuel tank
14.5 hour run time at 50% load
Roll cage
Sound rating: 78 Db @ 3 meters
Two 120 volt, 15 amp receptacles and one 120/240 volt,20 amp twistlock receptacle
Overall dimensions: 29-3/4'' x 25-1/2'' x 20-5/8''
Weight: 155 lbs.
ITEM 90236-1VGA

ROBIN ENGINES ARE BETTER QUALITY, RUN QUIETER, LAST LONGER AND ARE EASIER TO START AND MAINTAIN THAN HONDA ENGINES
9 HP Industrial Robin Subaru engine with cast iron sleeve
Recoil start, low oil shut off
4500 watts max/4000 watts continuous/5400 watts surge
6.5 gallon fuel tank
14.5 hour run time at 50% load
Roll cage
Sound rating: 78 Db @ 3 meters
Two 120 volt, 15 amp receptacles and one 120/240 volt,20 amp twistlock receptacle
Overall dimensions: 29-3/4'' x 25-1/2'' x 20-5/8''
Weight: 155 lbs.
ITEM 90236-1VGA
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Re: Your Next Lawnmower Should Be....
Originally posted by cohlineman
A Subaru!!!
I was at the Small Engine repair shop getting some chains for the chainsaws at work and low -and -behold
Snapper lawnmowers with proudly badged Subaru engines!
That's it ...as soon as my Briggs and Stratton takes a dump I'm getting a Subaru , though I might hold out until the STI Mower comes out.
As I write this I am watching V8 Supercar from Australia which makes me wonder why people watch NASCAR....Maybe if we could raise the Driver IQ in NASCAR they could have just as exciting a venue! "Dangit , son , first you start turning left n right next thang ya know your going outside the family for sexial relations!"
A Subaru!!!
I was at the Small Engine repair shop getting some chains for the chainsaws at work and low -and -behold
Snapper lawnmowers with proudly badged Subaru engines!
That's it ...as soon as my Briggs and Stratton takes a dump I'm getting a Subaru , though I might hold out until the STI Mower comes out.
As I write this I am watching V8 Supercar from Australia which makes me wonder why people watch NASCAR....Maybe if we could raise the Driver IQ in NASCAR they could have just as exciting a venue! "Dangit , son , first you start turning left n right next thang ya know your going outside the family for sexial relations!"
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Pigs do fly!
In Sonoma county , our sherrif helicopter is called Henry-1!
AKA the Porkchopper!
Now I know I touched on a sore subject, NASCAR , but we all need to understand why they prefer oval tracks to road courses (those two times a year they venture onto road courses realy aren't fair). The original officials decided that in order to please the crowd (which has the cash and brings the sponshorship of smokeless tobbacco and powertools), they had to cater to their demographic make up.After generations of inbreeding the eyes move further appart and the tounge gets heftier , making it much more difficult to turn ones head in a variety of directions and concentrate on anything other than the simplest of tasks other than how good ones little cousin/sister looks in ones hand-me- down cut-offs.
This, the officials found, suited not only the mesmerized crowd into a collective band of inbred zombies , but suited the drivers also, all of which came from the same demographic background , litteraly!The attention and concentration of the crowd and drivers became like a merry go round with the added bonus that if a crash occured the crowd went wild like special-ed kids get when the french fries are done on their first day at Burger King!
This marketing ploy nurtures todays modern in-bred family priming them for more intelectual onslaughts .... Wrestling.
It is rumored that Toyota's venture into NASCAR is an attempt to give those poor mountain communities in Japan a place to send their aspiring retards for successful careers.Something tells me Japanese short bus students will still be years ahead of their American hick counterparts so the Officials will have to come up with more "Rules"!
Subaru rules , long live Fuji Hvy. Industries!
In Sonoma county , our sherrif helicopter is called Henry-1!
AKA the Porkchopper!
Now I know I touched on a sore subject, NASCAR , but we all need to understand why they prefer oval tracks to road courses (those two times a year they venture onto road courses realy aren't fair). The original officials decided that in order to please the crowd (which has the cash and brings the sponshorship of smokeless tobbacco and powertools), they had to cater to their demographic make up.After generations of inbreeding the eyes move further appart and the tounge gets heftier , making it much more difficult to turn ones head in a variety of directions and concentrate on anything other than the simplest of tasks other than how good ones little cousin/sister looks in ones hand-me- down cut-offs.
This, the officials found, suited not only the mesmerized crowd into a collective band of inbred zombies , but suited the drivers also, all of which came from the same demographic background , litteraly!The attention and concentration of the crowd and drivers became like a merry go round with the added bonus that if a crash occured the crowd went wild like special-ed kids get when the french fries are done on their first day at Burger King!
This marketing ploy nurtures todays modern in-bred family priming them for more intelectual onslaughts .... Wrestling.
It is rumored that Toyota's venture into NASCAR is an attempt to give those poor mountain communities in Japan a place to send their aspiring retards for successful careers.Something tells me Japanese short bus students will still be years ahead of their American hick counterparts so the Officials will have to come up with more "Rules"!
Subaru rules , long live Fuji Hvy. Industries!


