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Ok. I'm carrying this over from a reply in another forum because I wanna see what you guys and gals add. It was some guy asking if anyone knew where to get a lambo door kit for a 2.5rs. It pissed me off.

The reason I bought a Subaru in the first place was that it sepparated you from the ricers. Being a subaru puts you at a higher level than other drivers(assuming you even drive the car and don't just park and look pretty), you have a responsibility to yourself and other Subaru owners not to look like a jackass.

Now I appologize for my elitism. Sometimes I feel like the hitler of subarus. And thats where the participation of this post comes in. If I were the hitler of subarus I would institute this "Explitive Deleted" that would slowly eradicate all the bastard cars out there. All the people will be sent to "Happy Camps" somewhere off the coast of Scott Oldham's island.

Any time any of you need to vent feel free to let it out here and add some things to the list. Here's mine, in no way comprehensive: Any car with Lambo doors(except lambos of course), cars with TV screens where no one can see them, car's that ride on bumpstops, anything with wheels larger than 19in(getting rid of most suv's too), SUV's, anything with spinner rims, anything with neon, and for that matter any Neons.

Anyone who thinks the god damn 10" foldger's can they duct taped to their muffler makes them fast, trucks with wheels that stick out beyond the bodywork, trucks with 12in lifts, $2k suspensions, and mud tires that go .001 mph over speed bumps.

LED window washers, NAAAAASSS, people that call it NAAAASSSSS...GODDAMNIT It's Nitrous or N2O. I had my WRX parked at church today. This kid was really interested in the boost gauge. He said,"So are you gonna put NAAASSSS on it?" He was 8 so I didn't beat him. Fast and the Furious should not be your source for automotive technical information. That said. Back to the list.

All copies of fast and the furious will be confiscated from any one who can't understand that it's just a movie, diamond plate floor boards, any car with a laptop in the drivers seat, any blown weld on the intake. Good cars with N2O(i.e. Suby, EVO, STi, Skyline), you don't need it, promise. Anyone who says their BOV gave them 30 hp on the dyno and their intake gave them 80. You are an idiot.

Cars with cut springs. This next one is a biggy. Cars that go catless on the street. I know a lot of people do this but it's stupid. There comes a point where you need to realize that your grandchildren have to breathe this air, and their grandchildren and so on. A few extra hp isn't worth it. Keep your cat, save a life. Besides how much cooler is it to say you're making 250hp with all the cats installed. To the list once more.

SUV's...again... LED's on your wheels, tachs bigger than your steering wheel, roll bars that don't really work, intercoolers on N/A cars, PEOPLE THAT SCRATCH YOUR BRAND NEW, 3 DAY OLD, 04 WRX WITH 300 MILES ON IT! The Lotus Elise, any car with a chromed engine, any one that tries to drift with an FF, any one that relies on initial D to learn how to race. I'm just kidding about the Elise you guys know that right?

Cars that get less than 10mpg, H2's, Escalades, Yukons, Denali's, Excursions, Exploders, Avalanches that wanna be Escalades, Burbans, and STi's. Kidding again. I'm sure I could think of more but I don't wanna think no more. Please add to this. I know you guys know something that pisses you off.

i mostly agree... but I'm not sure what's in poorer taste ...

all the "ricey" crap you mentioned above or your reference to the "final solution" :rolleyes:

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paragraphs = use them

thanks

[QUOTE=doodoobrown]i mostly agree... but I'm not sure what's in poorer taste ...

all the "ricey" crap you mentioned above or your reference to the "final solution" :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Ya I dont know about that either... I mean, I agree about the rice, but thats some bad choices in terms of vocabulary...

Break that first post into some paragraphs or something. I liked some things you said... I think.. but it was hard to read.

[QUOTE=icantdrive75]Ok. It's Nitrous or NO2. Good cars with NO2[/QUOTE]

People who don't know the difference between N20 and NO2. :D

[QUOTE=boostaddict]People who don't know the difference between N20 and NO2. :D[/QUOTE]


Ouch. I did fail my final in chemistry my sophomore year.

[QUOTE=Kostamojen]Ya I dont know about that either... I mean, I agree about the rice, but thats some bad choices in terms of vocabulary...[/QUOTE]


I appologize for the terms. I'll think of something new.

hey if you huff one of them all you hear is wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa the other one makes your dick hard and want to have sex, it is true they did resaerch of what happens when there is nitric oxide introduced into the brain of lab rats and they go crazy, they screw all the time and get real violent, geez sounds kinda cool, i think i will drop the wa wa wa gas for this other stuff.

So what's wrong with the Lotus Elise? Definitely has more go than show...

[QUOTE=DrD]So what's wrong with the Lotus Elise? Definitely has more go than show...[/QUOTE]

I was just kidding about that...Note: "You guys know I was just kidding about the elise.."

[QUOTE=Bagin,DVS]hey if you huff one of them all you hear is wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa the other one makes your dick hard and want to have sex, it is true they did resaerch of what happens when there is nitric oxide introduced into the brain of lab rats and they go crazy, they screw all the time and get real violent, geez sounds kinda cool, i think i will drop the wa wa wa gas for this other stuff.[/QUOTE]

Hey. I don't quite understand what you're talking about. Explain alittle maybe?

DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT TURN UP YOUR VOLUME ON YOUR COMPUTER.......I THINK I HEAR THE WHA BULANCE COMING..................different strokes for different folks.......in other words if one person likes his/hers car that way let them be........it aint yours so why let it bother you.

I think if this truly bothers you maybe you have a little too much free time....;)

[QUOTE=icantdrive75]Hey. I don't quite understand what you're talking about. Explain alittle maybe?[/QUOTE]
Go steal a nitrous tank, like a 6 foot one, and fill a ballon and then huff it, you will understand. Its a drug often known as Hippie Crack.