| Fig555 |
Aug 1, 2003 02:08 PM |
Re: disingage traction control
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jsoiza [/i]
[B]how do you disingage awd :) [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh easily done. First you need a device that is commonly used by these people called "blue collar workers". This device is called a "oxy-acetylene torch". Without an elaborate production you can disconnect just about anything with this apparatus. First go to a rental shop near you. You can find one by browsing through the yellow pages in a conglomerate of phone numbers printed upon the pages of dried glued pulped wood called a “phone book”. Now place your vehicle on some ramps. Well, since you are going to take a torch to your car just run your car over a small tree really fast and hope that the back end gets supported by the trunk of the tree (watch repeats of the A-Team for a complete demonstration). Now follow the detailed instructions on the torch. Locate the rear axle. Find the horizontal beam and cut the beam with your newly acquired torch. Next get rid of that worthless gas tank. Make sure that the tank is not full, because you want vapor. The more vapor the better. Make sure that you are between the upper and lower explosive limit, so not to be too rich or too lean when blowing off your gas tank. Think of it like a really loud blow off valve. Once the gas tank has blown off, now you have a really mean 2 wheel drive car with less weight. Now add stickers and you are set, I recommend a "Powered by Honda" sticker which is always good for 50 hp.
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