Especially when they decide to lodge themselves in the rubber that is your right rear tire. Then you're driving to the bank on a nice Saturday afternoon and you hear your tire flapping around and slapping the asphalt. So you get out and take a look to see that the life has been sucked out of it by the damn nail. So you blurt out a couple dirty words and go deposit your money.

 

or when you step on a rust one walking barefoot and they go through your foot on a warm saturday in the summertime... and you look at your foot only to discover the nail deep deep into your foot and you have to pull it out... goddamned nails.

 

Or when its a shiny silver nail with a big head that likes to stick itself a quarter inch in from the sidewall so everytime you look at it, its like "gotcha, ****!!!"

 

 

its worse if its your front tire and you drive an STi.

spares dont fit on the front!!!!

 

it's worse if you ride a bicycle... no spare tires at all.

 

It's worse when you have a 240 and you hit a rock and you have no spare tire at all.

 

just rotate the back to the front.

 

beat me to it

 

ya, thats why its a *****. doing twice the work!

 

keep your eyes on the road and carry a spare, you won't have this problem fool!!!

 

Or when your riding your motorcycle on a nice sunny afternoon and then stop and find a nail in your tire and no shop likes to patch it because of the liability and new tire cost like $150+.

 

or when her nails digs deeply in your back and the scratches stings from the sweat...

ohhhh!!! wait a minute

what kind of nails were we talking about?

One

 

you kinky son of *****!!!!


where is jerry he is down with that too

 

or when they twist your nipp.... oh wait... nails. yeah.