Random Thought Thread
 

Today while at work, i drank a full can of rockstar. Ten minutes later, i was in the bathroom peeing it out. The piss came out light green. So I thought to myself... If somebody would have to do a pee test, and somehow drank a full can of rockstar, wouldn't that alter the test? hahaha

sorry for the random thought, but i really cant get it off my mind. It's so mind boggling that i need some inputs. :confused: :confused:

....wgaf?

It would all depend on what they are testing for.

I know if you eat stuff with seseme seeds you'll get a false negitive...

no. its poppy seeds.

hmmm i guess.. but wont the color change somehow alter the test? Its not pure piss its mixed piss... lol

[QUOTE=4URABUS;1906075]And it would be a false positive.

There was an episode of "Seinfeld" dedicated to this revelation.[/QUOTE]

I remember that episode...it was the popppppy!!!! lol
Poor Elaine not being able to go to Africa :p


Oh and if you wondered why you had to piss so bad immediately...not only did you drink a bunch, but caffeine will make you piss quicker.

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May I momma dogface to the banana patch?

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where the hell is that post cat macro?

[QUOTE=ryball;1906115]where the hell is that post cat macro?[/QUOTE]

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thank you.

so yeah, we have the daily threads for this stuff...

only you.

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If i were to fart while while in a forest, would the trees die?

[QUOTE=samurai;1906269]If i were to fart while while in a forest, would the trees die?[/QUOTE]
dunno, but your typing skills sux!

what if the native americans had a more strict immigration policy...

[QUOTE=SubyN00by;1906277]what if the native americans had a more strict immigration policy...[/QUOTE]

What if you watched Last Comic Standing...

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[QUOTE=ryball;1906285]What if you watched Last Comic Standing...[/QUOTE]
haha, I saw the commercial..

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[QUOTE=sybir;1906312][img]http://www.hooptywagon.com/img/macros/etherplug.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

HAHA! :spit:

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:newbie:


nice ninja edit.

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fix0red...

[QUOTE=4URABUS;1906340]Lemon makes it burn when I pee. :([/QUOTE]
I don't think it's the lemon doing that...

[QUOTE=RussB;1906324]:newbie:


nice ninja edit.[/QUOTE]


And you sat there for 4 minutes.
Typos are so goddamn funny!


oy.

[QUOTE=4URABUS;1906075]And it would be a false positive.

There was an episode of "Seinfeld" dedicated to this revelation.[/QUOTE]

It's true.

Back when I was the piss NCO for my unit we had a guy get a false-positive on poppy seeds. He wasn't punished after we pissed him again and again and confirmed he ate the cakes at every meal and for snacks. He used to collect poppy seed pound cakes from MREs by trading items with other people. Surprisingly, it only took a realistically edible amount to get the result.

[QUOTE=Salty;1906356]He used to collect poppy seed pound cakes from MREs by trading items with other people.[/QUOTE]
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the guy...

[QUOTE=sybir;1906350]And you sat there for 4 minutes.
Typos are so goddamn funny!


oy.[/QUOTE]

self-pwned myself... i accidently fixed the img tag in my quote and caught it before i posted it. and my comp. froze up.

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scooter my daisy heads

the ship sank and we all had to buy new wigs

Pop Tarts on Pirate Ships eaten by Tally wackers singing Kelly Clarkson

[QUOTE=GT35 STI;1906488]Pop Tarts on Pirate Ships eaten by Tally wackers singing Kelly Clarkson[/QUOTE]
your post:

[_]made sense
[X] did not make sense

[_]was funny
[X]was not funny

[_]was intelligent
[X] was not intelligent

[_]PASSED
[X]FAILED

[QUOTE=pozzi;1906485]the ship sank and we all had to buy new wigs[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=pozzi;1906495]your post:

[_]made sense
[X] did not make sense

[_]was funny
[X]was not funny

[_]was intelligent
[X] was not intelligent

[_]PASSED
[X]FAILED[/QUOTE]

QFT

[QUOTE=GT35 STI;1906498]QFT[/QUOTE]
you...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ship.


you missed it.

[QUOTE=pozzi;1906512]you...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ship.


you missed it.[/QUOTE]

I didn't wanna be on your ****ty sinking ship anyways

[QUOTE=GT35 STI;1906513]I didn't wanna be on your ****ty sinking ship anyways[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Salty;1906356]It's true.

Back when I was the piss NCO for my unit we had a guy get a false-positive on poppy seeds. He wasn't punished after we pissed him again and again and confirmed he ate the cakes at every meal and for snacks. He used to collect poppy seed pound cakes from MREs by trading items with other people. Surprisingly, it only took a realistically edible amount to get the result.[/QUOTE]

Soooooo...how much wang have you stared at?

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