hmmm.....



sorry, john, i couldnt help but put this up. dont worry there will be some of john grabbing a mans ***** and getting lap dances from men later too.

 

i never got a lap dance...

 

hes says that dissapointingly

 

But you still went into the champagne room

 

maybe!

 

I couldn't resist...

 

close enough.....



heres a couple more of you from the night, i still have the one with you gropping ricky....

 

BAHAHAHAHAH ok i guess I did get a lap dance, I remember that **** now.....


My Costume owned...

And that girl is full of ****, she said she was 5'... No ****ing way

 

Noooooiiiice! Years ago, while I was eating pizza with my family, my sister cracked a joke while I was in the middle of chewing a slice of pepperoni and cheese. Needless to say, I started laughing and suffered an ASNR, thereby horking a chunk of meat and getting it stuck in my nasal cavity behind my left eye. I can still remember the burning sensation from the spices. It took me five minutes to dislodge it.

Maybe I should create a "What Did You Laugh Out Your Nose?" thread and see what others have to share with us?

 

Why are you inviting pregnant midgets to your party?

And where's the damn video? Midget **** is $$$.

 

she was probably the least attractive girl there.

is this better??





theres lots more where that came from too, just not processed yet.

 

Wow, that dude shaved his legs for his hooters costume.

That's dedication to the holiday season right there.

 

he was wearing nylons. :rotfl:

 

:rotfl: I thought the same thing

 

That's only about half a step better