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Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
ahh aside from smell, not really. There has been some unattractive gines, but when you're drunk you tend not to care and once you are going at it you don't exactly stare at it so it doesn't bother me


It was funny i did **** with this girl in highschool and she had one of the nastiest looking gines i've ever seen.. I literally did it with her once then never talked to her again strictly because of it... So my friend was talking about hooking up with her.. and I was like dude no, trust me, no no no no no run run run... sure enough he didn't listen, and he came to me and was like eww dude wtf!

so we sung that song, "Does your gine hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot can you die it in a bow? can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Does your ginneee hangg loww?

It wasnt really a big flapper either.... it was like sandpaper dry on the outside & it was one of those where it never really closes if you know what i mean, like if she opened her legs you could see her uterus.. loose, sandpapery, big ****, yuk.

I stopped in my tracks.
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
so we sung that song, "Does your gine hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot can you die it in a bow? can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Does your ginneee hangg loww?

what scares me is when they are so busted open the dont close. it looks like a coke can has just slid out of it... gross. ***** that put prep H on their vag to make it "look" tighter get that...
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
It wasnt really a big flapper either.... it was like sandpaper dry on the outside & it was one of those where it never really closes if you know what i mean, like if she opened her legs you could see her uterus.. loose, sandpapery, big ****, yuk.
EXACTLY
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
EXACTLY
YES

X KNOWS

YUKKKKKKKK

It was one of those

Add to that a large ****, sandpaper dryness and mild curtains & you have youself a pukefest
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:38 PM
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ya my clutch went out on sunday, i was drivin hme from the east bay wit the cruise control on and i went up a hill and te rpms went up but i was losin speed(clutch slip) and since then t has just sat at my house in the driveway, i didnt want to take a chance at it goin fr good, so i parked it and today its gettin fixed yay!
How many miles did you get out of your first clutch.
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
yes... jesus wow yes... i have smelt some **** that i wish i had never smelt, my nostrils are still scarred for life from that ****. Of course it came from one of the hotter girls I was trying to hook up with
I had that problem once. It was a red headed chick. She was SUPER hot, but I got down there and damn dude...horrible. I hear natural red heads have a cooter stink issue, but have never tried a second one to confirm.
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:59 PM
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Sucks too cause the girl has a REALLY nice body- perfect ****, nice tight abs & a HUGE TIGHT ***... im talking vida *** on a white girl. The gaper totally killed it for me.

It was so bad i decided I'd rather come back & sit at work than **** her.
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:59 PM
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Old Sep 21, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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I had that problem once. It was a red headed chick. She was SUPER hot, but I got down there and damn dude...horrible. I hear natural red heads have a cooter stink issue, but have never tried a second one to confirm.
I don't touch red heads, period... DARK DARK DARK DARK red i can prob do, but i hate gingers... I hear they are good in bed though, so i was debating on giving one a go until i read your post

Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
It wasnt really a big flapper either.... it was like sandpaper dry on the outside & it was one of those where it never really closes if you know what i mean, like if she opened her legs you could see her uterus.. loose, sandpapery, big ****, yuk.

I stopped in my tracks.
Originally Posted by irrational x
what scares me is when they are so busted open the dont close. it looks like a coke can has just slid out of it... gross. ***** that put prep H on their vag to make it "look" tighter get that...



Jesus ****, i know what you are talking about and I didn't want that mental image right before I was about to eat a sandwich. I also hate it when girls shave and then come over and apparently they didn't plan on you ****ing them, so they didn't shave that day... so it's like god damn straight sandpaper, hurts like hell... Then again I wont touch a girl unless she is shaved. I reach down a girls pants once to feel a bush, and i instantly pulled them back up... stopped kissing her, made her give me head and haven't hung out with her since
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 03:05 PM
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cooter discussion 07 going on in here.
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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nasty.

cooter discussion 07 going on in here.
atleast these set of lips don't tend to wear to much lipstick...
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
I don't touch red heads, period... DARK DARK DARK DARK red i can prob do, but i hate gingers... I hear they are good in bed though, so i was debating on giving one a go until i read your post
Maybe you could take one for the team to confirm this myth for your SRIC brethren? I'll even buy you the clothes pin for your nose.
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 03:07 PM
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Maybe you could take one for the team to confirm this myth for your SRIC brethren? I'll even buy you the clothes pin for your nose.
hmm i'll see what i can come up with.... I'll take a look around next time we go to a bar... hard to find though since most red heads die their hair
Old Sep 21, 2007 | 03:09 PM
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Man i shoulda got a pic of her *** before i left....incredible. Maybe ill go back & just stick it in her butt



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