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LifePlaza 01-09-2009 02:07 PM

What do you guys shave your balls with?
 
Its a valid question

laoba 01-09-2009 02:09 PM

i pluck then hot wax the ones i missed. **** shaving

04SubieWRX 01-09-2009 02:12 PM

this is what i use....*notice the brand name* :p

[img]http://picsorban.com/upload/chain_saw.jpg[/img]

pablo_her 01-09-2009 02:43 PM

i just use hair clipers

laoba 01-09-2009 02:59 PM

ive cut myself once with clippers, ohhh man death

SubieFoo 01-09-2009 03:00 PM

dave chappelle, "those balls are smooth as eggs... yes I'll suck them"

pablo_her 01-09-2009 03:04 PM

[QUOTE=laoba;2482246]ive cut myself once with clippers, ohhh man death[/QUOTE]

i am a pro with them.

UberMaus 01-09-2009 03:14 PM

Razor + Shave gel

SubieRon 01-09-2009 03:16 PM

intuition...so far, its the safest and besteseset blade that i've used for my junk

Choku Dori 01-09-2009 03:25 PM

Wait, you guys actually mess with your muff?!

laoba 01-09-2009 03:28 PM

do usdm chicks dig the jdm look down there?

sigma pi 01-09-2009 03:32 PM

[QUOTE=laoba;2482303]do usdm chicks dig the jdm look down there?[/QUOTE]
yes

hair clippers then shave

SubieFoo 01-09-2009 03:33 PM

Yeup, they going for that aerodynamic look!

sigma pi 01-09-2009 03:34 PM

[QUOTE=laoba;2482246]ive cut myself once with clippers, ohhh man death[/QUOTE]
+1 you cant bandaide that crap

sigma pi 01-09-2009 03:34 PM

anyone try nair ?

pablo_her 01-09-2009 03:36 PM

[QUOTE=sigma pi;2482312]anyone try nair ?[/QUOTE]

i tried it once. that stuff burns!!!

laoba 01-09-2009 03:37 PM

[QUOTE=sigma pi;2482312]anyone try nair ?[/QUOTE]

hot wax is bad enuf hahahaha that must burn for weeks

ryball 01-09-2009 03:37 PM

I don't shave my own balls. That's my wife's job. :D

soggynoodles 01-09-2009 03:42 PM

What about that aussie stuff nads?

All natural

c279a 01-09-2009 03:48 PM

[QUOTE=sigma pi;2482312]anyone try nair ?[/QUOTE]

**** that, it burns. Put some on my arm once to see how it works, never again.

LifePlaza 01-09-2009 03:48 PM

the reason why i bring this up is mainly due to myself and my wife having dinner the other night with one of her female friends, and she had a pube stuck in her teeth. It was rather difficult to finish our meals and even talk to her.

c279a 01-09-2009 03:52 PM

[QUOTE=LifePlaza;2482341]the reason why i bring this up is mainly due to myself and my wife having dinner the other night with one of her female friends, and she had a pube stuck in her teeth. It was rather difficult to finish our meals and even talk to her.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

pablo_her 01-09-2009 04:09 PM

hahahaha

stupidchicken03 01-09-2009 07:47 PM

[QUOTE=LifePlaza;2482341]the reason why i bring this up is mainly due to myself and my wife having dinner the other night with one of her female friends, and she had a pube stuck in her teeth. It was rather difficult to finish our meals and even talk to her.[/QUOTE]

holly ****! :rofl:

TSNWrX07 01-09-2009 08:21 PM

hahah no way...was it that visible to tell it was a pube?:dizzy:

silverbullet415 01-09-2009 08:54 PM

:rofl: did she ever find out it was there

jjm3 01-09-2009 09:01 PM

anyone get a manzilian before? girls get brazilians all the time at my school (cosmetology school) but guys can barely get their chest or back waxed without their eyes watering, yelling out loud or doing child birth breathing techniques... ha ha PS: going to school with 50 chicks is a dream come true.... i like those odds.

datboijon 01-10-2009 03:00 PM

[QUOTE=pablo_her;2482313]i tried it once. that stuff burns!!![/QUOTE]

they make nair for sensitive skin or areas something like that my ex used it be4 she said it was ok. but the smell of that crap is horrible

VRT MBasile 01-10-2009 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=LifePlaza;2482341]the reason why i bring this up is mainly due to myself and my wife having dinner the other night with one of her female friends, and she had a pube stuck in her teeth. It was rather difficult to finish our meals and even talk to her.[/QUOTE]

that is...

















EPIC!

vodka 01-10-2009 04:33 PM

[QUOTE=SubieRon;2482278]intuition...so far, its the safest and besteseset blade that i've used for my junk[/QUOTE]
Indeed? I hate just using a brand new cartridge on my gilette, and then throwing it away post-junk-shave. I also hate it mostly because the more blades on these things, the more scared I am to use it. It's like gd brain surgery using a gilette 20 blade cartridge on your sack. I'll have to check the intuition out, that's a Schick razor right?

ethernectar 01-10-2009 08:26 PM

Angle grinder.

[IMG]http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:BllCMuXsBtamUM:http://www.rd.com/images/tfhimport/2003/20030601_Using_Tools_page002img001_size2.jpg[/IMG]

SubieRon 01-12-2009 08:16 AM

[QUOTE=vodka;2483248]Indeed? I hate just using a brand new cartridge on my gilette, and then throwing it away post-junk-shave. I also hate it mostly because the more blades on these things, the more scared I am to use it. It's like gd brain surgery using a gilette 20 blade cartridge on your sack. I'll have to check the intuition out, that's a Schick razor right?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.schickintuition.com/[/url]

sigma pi 01-12-2009 10:03 AM

[QUOTE=jjm3;2482649]anyone get a manzilian before? girls get brazilians all the time at my school (cosmetology school) but guys can barely get their chest or back waxed without their eyes watering, yelling out loud or doing child birth breathing techniques... ha ha PS: going to school with 50 chicks is a dream come true.... i like those odds.[/QUOTE]
PICS!!!!! damn you!
edit: of the chicks not the mazillian

SubieRon 01-12-2009 11:12 AM

+1 on pics of chickzilians

JArnaud 01-12-2009 11:18 AM

[QUOTE=sigma pi;2482312]anyone try nair ?[/QUOTE]

Yes, and I wish to NEVER relive that experience.

SubieRon 01-12-2009 11:31 AM

damn....that bad ey.
im glad my sisters or GF never bought that mess or i would have experienced that pain/pleasure you did

AgentFixer 01-13-2009 02:53 PM

I heard there is nair sensitive...from what i've been told , it's not so bad, but you have to be able to stand the fact it smells like a fresh perm.

joltdudeuc 01-13-2009 03:39 PM

I've contemplated shaving or whatever, but my wife doesn't really care anyways.

I can't imagine taking a ravor to my nads though!

kunfuzion 01-13-2009 03:46 PM

[QUOTE=laoba;2482174]i pluck then hot wax the ones i missed. **** shaving[/QUOTE]

ditto on the plucking, hellllll no on the "hot wax". razor if lazy.

[QUOTE=LifePlaza;2482341]the reason why i bring this up is mainly due to myself and my wife having dinner the other night with one of her female friends, and she had a pube stuck in her teeth. It was rather difficult to finish our meals and even talk to her.[/QUOTE]

:lol: thats EPIC! was it hard to keep from laughing or were you 2 just grinning the rest of dinner? :spit:

sigma pi 01-14-2009 08:08 AM

[QUOTE=joltdudeuc;2486126]I've contemplated shaving or whatever, but my wife doesn't really care anyways.

I can't imagine taking a ravor to my nads though![/QUOTE]
try some hair clippers

it feels A LOT better in teh summer :)

Shayhan27 01-14-2009 08:19 AM

[QUOTE=laoba;2482303]do usdm chicks dig the jdm look down there?[/QUOTE]

Did you mean to say usdm chicks dig the usdm look down there. JDM would be full muff never trimmed on a guy. Its a little different than on the girls.
I take my que from JDM pron.

sigma pi 01-14-2009 08:33 AM

[QUOTE=Shayhan27;2486842]Did you mean to say usdm chicks dig the usdm look down there. JDM would be full muff never trimmed on a guy. Its a little different than on the girls.
I take my que from JDM pron.[/QUOTE]
damn you are right

LunarHonour 04-08-2009 11:10 AM

I shave mine daily with my Gillette shaver. babbby smoothhh

subybullet 04-08-2009 11:34 AM

oh man this all sounds so painfull, i mean plucking and then pulling the hair out, damn!! just use some conditioner and a new gillette razor to those bad boys, just dont sprinkle them with alcohol!!!!

vodka 04-08-2009 08:31 PM

Ended up settling on the wifey's choice in razor. She uses that Gilette Venus(?) razor. I ended up just buying a pack of cartridges for her razor and loading a new one, then testing it out. Hands down, ten times better than the medieval torture tool that is the Gilette Fusion for men.

As Dr. Evil said, "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it."

soggynoodles 04-08-2009 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=sigma pi;2486834]try some hair clippers

it feels A LOT better in teh summer :)[/QUOTE]

summer = gold bond.
Start with the yellow bottle before going to the blue stuff.

as someone once said "It's like little icy gnomes massaging your boys keeping them cool and dry"

Plague 06-26-2009 11:59 PM

[url=http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/]Norelco Body Groomer[/url]. Once you've done the initial trim, dust yourself with a little Gold Bond for best effect.

mcast 06-27-2009 12:31 AM

well you know that con air facial trimmer?

i basically use the trimmer for touch ups to maintain that aerodynamic look. i use baby powder for my junk, but the gold bond idea is a good one, i have the blue for my shoes to keep my feet cool, but i dont trust using the foot powder on my junk.

vodka 06-27-2009 01:10 PM

Yeah, I also find Johnson's Baby Powder to be great for preventing any post-shave chafing, or itching.

calitmax 11-30-2011 03:22 PM

Razor and Shaving cream. Baby powder is awesome after. It makes them all silky. Its quite nice :lol:

Shayhan27 11-30-2011 03:45 PM

The sensitive skin Nair is the shizz you just have to get through the smell and it takes awhile, and dont let it get in your pee pee hole or its deh death....

The blue gold bond is the stuff especially in the summer.

got me through white death summer in Iraq 2003.....

Javirex23 11-30-2011 04:19 PM

I love the fact this thread is back from the dead lol what were you searching for that this came up if I may ask?

burnyou2 11-30-2011 04:24 PM

Chick razors work wonders. The ones with the bar of soap like thing around the razors is incredible.
[B]NEVER USE NAIR!!![/B] Tried that once. Burned so bad I almost threw up.

johndabrit 11-30-2011 04:42 PM

hairspray and a lighter

burnyou2 11-30-2011 04:59 PM

[QUOTE=johndabrit;3172472]hairspray and a lighter[/QUOTE]

Your man card is made of unobtainium isn't it?

04caliwrx 11-30-2011 05:34 PM

a razor and some skills lol

calitmax 12-01-2011 12:36 AM

[QUOTE=Javirex23;3172466]I love the fact this thread is back from the dead lol what were you searching for that this came up if I may ask?[/QUOTE]

Just lookin around and it caught my eye

tesh 12-01-2011 12:48 AM

This. I shave like a man.and it helps around all the curves.

[IMG]http://artandcritique.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/broken2.jpg[/IMG]

mcast 12-01-2011 01:48 AM

Oh my god, I responded in this 2 years ago! I thought it was new, and was completely confused when I saw my post in here.

Shayhan27 12-01-2011 08:23 AM

[QUOTE=mcast;3172698]Oh my god, I responded in this 2 years ago! I thought it was new, and was completely confused when I saw my post in here.[/QUOTE]

LOL same thing happened to me. :surprise:

Hoofus 12-01-2011 09:47 AM

[QUOTE=sigma pi;2482312]anyone try nair ?[/QUOTE]

:mad2: They don't tell you not to wipe it off with a wet towel.
That **** turns to lava when mixed with luke warm water OMFG.

I switched to razor, + you'll never get all the nair off of your scrotum....

Teagleye 12-01-2011 10:17 AM

Beard trimmer.

SJwrx08 12-01-2011 11:05 AM

razor and conditioner. hahah

Hoofus 12-01-2011 11:17 AM

[QUOTE=SJwrx08;3172802]razor and conditioner. hahah[/QUOTE]

Conditioner? Doesn't that funk up the razor? I use shampoo, cleans and moisturizes with vitamin E and aloe. :rofl:


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