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Old 02-09-2003, 10:39 PM
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New day for Men

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, movies and any other baubles that women find romantic.

There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it, which is why a new holiday has been created.

Just to show the ladies we care, March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blow job Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been specially created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow Job Day will usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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