"Maybe you should go where you find the most hainous, vile and cruel exploitation of children"
"Scenario number one, Coop went to DisneyWorld"
"...I dont know, maybe he's hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet"
"Scenario number two, he's hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet"

I hijacked it hard!

"Dude you couldnt get a chick with a hundred dollar bill sticking out of your zipper."

"Puttin' on the foil coach!"

Sharks, ew, but at least she is a big sports fan! Whohoo!! Make her watch Major League if she hasnt seen it! Gawd I love that movie! So hilarious. "Want me to drag him out back, kick his ass?"

Oh, dont you love how I hijacked stupidchickens "Instant win" thread? Any thread for UHF is a thread worth reading. lol Totally unintended but hilarious and awesome none the less!

No problem! Like I said, glad to help!
Thats badass that she knew those movies though.
The big question, "Would she get it if you said 'When this guy sneezes it looks like a party favor' "?

Oh hell yeah! I am helping you get the ladies and I didnt even know it!!!! muhaha!!

"Lets go B1tch you're my new best friend"
"What? We going to the zoo?"

Oh really!?! I am so glad I could help!!!

"NiIIIiice hat!"

"The Rhino is screwed, oh the rhino is screwed!!"

So....bored...typing with 1 hand sux...wassup?!?!

I almost posted twice there.LOL

My sister has a black 07 impreza, I show her the images of you car and she was also shock how clean it was. Okay so you use a clay bar. That's the one things I have never used on my car or hers. So they really do work, Thank you. I am going to give the bar a try.
Mothers liquid wax is very good I also like Turtle ice liquid wax and Meguiars.
All the work we do to keep our cars looking new/show car clean. LOL