Angelina Jolie is HOT!
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she'd make me "gone in 60 seconds!"

 

She can play with my gun:P

 

ummmmmm ok i think im out to the bathroom =)

 

I'd hit that so hard she'd think I was the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

 

Where in Munchkin Land!!!

 

I don't know. She's the type that makes me wonder if she's got knives and razor blades up there. Then, after it's cut off, she beats your ***.

I'd hit it...but only after I tied her up and utilized my speculum.

You just never know about some women.

 

Pat,

Why do you own a speculum?


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When I say I like to get intimate, I mean intimate. j/k

Actually it's for when I get pennies stuck up my nose.

 

hahahahaha
or to get the gerbil out lol =)

 

Ewww...mental pic...

 

Actually, the gerbil is pretty well trained. It's the gartersnake that doesn't behave. I usually have to go in with a Bic lighter 5 foot long snake stick to find him.

Actually, I gave that up when Richard Gere became a hare krishna. Now it's just pennies up the nose.