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Mach5WRX 01-08-2004 03:49 PM

I’m sick of hearing how you are all scared to post because we don’t make you feel welcome. So "old timers" let's do up some rules. So the nOObs can feel like part of the gang.

So here you go nOObs, follow these Unofficial rules and you'll be fine.....

1) If you have a question, please use the search button. Say you’d like some info on “Tein coil overs” type that in and read all the threads that come up. Then if you have any advanced questions feel free to ask.
See this example……[url][/url]

2) Don’t post about street racing – period! We don’t want to hear it, and you make your self, look like an idiot.

3) Don't start 3 or more threads about the same damn thing!

Someone else take it from here......

IS2Scooby 01-08-2004 04:29 PM

I'm sick of hearing of how sick you are of hearing how n00bs are scared to post.

Just kidding. ;) :D :p

4. Don't disagree with Sean.
5. Don't disagree with Dan.
6. Don't disagree with Dom
7. Enjoy pr0n as is your God given right.
8. Alex doesn't like tech. posts in the regional forums.
9. Don't hotlink/directlink images/steal bandwidth.
10. Don't take Pat too lightly. He's a lot smarter than he lets on.
11. Be wary of asking how to wire up your new neon underbody kit.
12. People are going to laugh at you if your first mod is a BOV - but many of those people have a BOV. (me included)
13. Don't take everything so seriously.
14. Don't be a jerk and use the :rolleyes: smiley unless you really mean it. It ticks off a lot of people (me included).
15. Use a LOT of happy face smileys if you are joking. People don't know if you're smiling/joking/kidding with just your words. You have to emote. I don't care if you think you're going to look like a mahu. Just do it.
16. dOn't TyPE LykE th15.
17. If you let someone take a picture of you at an outing - it WILL get bastardized. Deal with it. :D
18. Don't lean on anybody's fenders during an install day. They WILL dent.
19. Make SURE you don't rip your fuel pump cover gasket if you install an aftermarket pump. ;)
20. Boom, WRX-Zero, IS2Scooby, DaveWRX are computer geeks.
21. Infek and STINightfall are having a spat. Don't mind them.
22. It's hard to get the HIIC together for a cruise that doesn't involve some kind of racing or a charitable event. (I think that's a good thing)
23. Joey (Ditchhanger) is a great mod - he's always lurking in the shadows to take control of a situation. Don't cross him. He deals with his girlfriend's fiery temper 24/7 - he's going to take that out on you. ;)
24. Wes is the quickest WRX on the island right now. He and his car are freaks of nature. YES he's running a Unichip. He's also the nicest guy you'll ever meet. But don't make him mad cuz' he's a thugsta and will put a cappinyoazz. j/k :p
25. Chibby Goku has the craziest WRX on the island as far as nutty power mods are concerned. We haven't seen it run yet - but it should be a barnstormer. Talk to him if you have BIG plans and taking it "WAY too far" is "just far enough".
26. My car is exactly where I want it to be. AFAIK 2nd quickest on the island, drives like a dream every day, has ~$30k in the car total and I wouldn't want it any other way. I can't wait until some of the "heavy hitter" guys start blowing away the current WRX e.t./mph records. I concentrate on pr0n and 'puters now. Haven't worked on my car in ages - no desire. :)
27. If you claim to have run a time, be prepared to show proof in the form of a timeslip. We're all natural skeptics here. :D
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IS2Scooby 01-08-2004 04:46 PM

28. Oh yeah, if you sell cars don't try it here. The old schoolers don't like it. Even though nobody seems to have a problem with it in BAIC or even other car forums - it'll make people mad here.

Unless they're looking for a car though. Then they'll ask and it'll be okay to respond. Don't try otherwise though. It doesn't bother me in the least, but I don't have any money so don't PM me with cars for sale. I can't afford them. ;) :p :D

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BoOm 01-08-2004 04:49 PM

Make this sticky as the Official n00b thread!

myroncuz 01-08-2004 05:27 PM

i hope this dont pertain to me. i am a noob but i i will post up if i have any questions about my ride. i know about how peeps get pissed about postwhores and nor am i one. i know better to do a search before i ask any questions. but i know what mach5wrx is trying to say. and that is to stop being a panty and just speak up. i dont expect to fit right in just yet, but sooner or later i hope that i do. k then mahalo's myron

Mach5WRX 01-08-2004 05:27 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by IS2Scooby [/i]
[B]I'm sick of hearing of how sick you are of hearing how n00bs are scared to post.


:monkey: - I mean this!

:p - but I also mean this!

IS2Scooby 01-08-2004 05:35 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mach5WRX [/i]
[B]:monkey: - I mean this!

:p - but I also mean this! [/B][/QUOTE]

At least you didn't :rolleyes: me. :D
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ImprezaRSX 01-08-2004 06:34 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by IS2Scooby[/i]
6. Don't disagree with Dom [/B][/QUOTE]

Words of wisdom there because there are words of wisdom here (points at self)

ImprezaRSX 01-08-2004 06:34 PM

oh yeah,
rule 15


IS2Scooby 01-08-2004 07:35 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ImprezaRSX [/i]
[B]Words of wisdom there because there are words of wisdom here (points at self) [/B][/QUOTE]

There's that, too. ;)
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Ditchhanger 01-08-2004 08:04 PM

Don't forget #23! ;)

Nolimit 01-08-2004 09:17 PM

# 17 !!!!
LOL! :D :D :D

I think somebody should've told Jayson that!! :p :p :D lol!

oh, I like how #4 is don't disagree with Sean, ... that's his lucky number and I hear he works at SpeedGear now and is much nicer in person! ;) :D :D

Mach5WRX 01-08-2004 10:49 PM


iNfEk 01-08-2004 10:55 PM

[email protected] :D :banana: hopefully 12's soon!

Chibby Goku 01-09-2004 05:53 AM

If you're new, don't worry. I still feel like a n00b, but I try my best to contribute.

At first, I felt like an outsider until I actually met most of the members. Try as much as possible to attend any events or install days.

I've only been to a few events and installs, but I've helped a handful of members with their installs on my personal time. It was a great way to meet and make a new friend.

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