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Yes, I would like to punch him in the face.



17
32.69%
No, I don't like getting my fist greasy.



20
38.46%
I'd like to nail him to a wall using giant nails.



1
1.92%
I'd like to set his car on fire with him in it, but first I'd like to weld his doors shut so he can't get out



14
26.92%
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Who would like to punch Zoeb in the face?
Originally Posted by Krinkov
no, but I would like to push an old man down a flight of stairs. Can I do that instead?

Originally Posted by glenspen
That old geezer who's always selling juicers on the shopping channel and then towing a boat with his teeth across a lake even though he's about 90.. Jack Lalane or something...I'd like to beat him down..he thinks he's so tough.
Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
So how long have you been fighting old men?
Originally Posted by glenspen
I'm just pissed that my juicer didn't work like he promised on the informercial. it was 5 years ago, he's probably a gonna by now.
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Origami posted by glenspen
I'm just pissed that my juicer didn't work like he promised on the informercial. it was 5 years ago, he's probably a gonna by now.
I'm just pissed that my juicer didn't work like he promised on the informercial. it was 5 years ago, he's probably a gonna by now.

Jack Lalanne is badass. When he was 60 years old, he swam to Alcatraz handcuffed! He's a native San Franciscan and promoted clean living and physical fitness long before Arnold came along. In the '60s, his TV show was a mainstay in the Bay Area.
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Someone please explain to me why Zoeb seems to be the target of such hostility. He seems pleasant enough when I met him at Hammy in '04...
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Originally Posted by suby_dude
WRONG!@
a - cause everyone and their mom is quoting in the thread.... and i want in on the fun
b - to suggest that the poster might have been gagan
oh 3 reasons:
c- to post a banana, which i haven't done so in a while :banana:
Originally Posted by Wingless Wonder
Someone please explain to me why Zoeb seems to be the target of such hostility. He seems pleasant enough when I met him at Hammy in '04...
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Originally Posted by princesschels22
OH OH OH OH, PICK ME, PICK ME! i want to beat up zoeb. He already thinks I'm mean. 

I think Zoeb is scared of women in general... Buts he's not afraid of Kimbo which means kimbo is a tranny!
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Originally Posted by brucelee
I think Zoeb is scared of women in general... Buts he's not afraid of Kimbo which means kimbo is a tranny!

