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Old 09-10-2008, 03:33 PM
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I personally like the use of words. I.E. **** Waffle which for some reason I cannot seem to visualize, and douche baggery. I thought I had used up every word you could combo with douche.
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everyone who has a sti is a douche bag...only because im still rocking a 03 bugeye
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eh?
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That just made you sound like a douche bag.



Originally Posted by Unit 91
You had me. You had me at douche canoe.
**** waffle.

Well done.
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Old 09-10-2008, 03:38 PM
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I love thread.

Who want's breakfast? I'm making **** waffles and pancocks!
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sorry, but douche canoe?
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Old 09-10-2008, 04:08 PM
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I agree you gotta respect and be careful to help motorcyclists out....


however I do see this pattern of mr crotch rocket at the front of the pack, wanting to punch it before the light turns green. Bikers who do that are brining it on themselves, the reality is you need to be smart enough to realize you need to give time incase of people blowing thru the light..........didn't you see them coming?
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Originally Posted by ucbsti
Date: 9-9-08 (yesterday)
Time:7:30ish
Location: Brokaw...getting onto 880 south
Description of douche-baggery- White/gold STi, silver/cgm sti, one drift POS and a POS accord. Both STis and the drift POS blew the yellow/red arrow, tires howling as you turned to get onto 880S

Luckily your buddy in the accord was smarter (or just slower) and wasn't the 4th car to blow the red light, if he had he might have taken me out. I was on my bike and had entered the intersection assuming the douche-wave was over.
It is not and never will be over. I ride like everyone is trying to kill me. Every single day when I leave work and wait to get on 237 to get on 101 from Mathilda, at least one or two **** waffles (fooking classic btw) blow the red and park in the middle of the intersection. Then, others try to sneak in heading down Mathilda and block the intersection more. Light turns green and I am sitting there staring at cars. A couple times the light has turned green and some *** comes sailing off 237 to get on Mathilda - I wasn't looking that direction once and was nearly hit. It is a dangerous intersection and only one of the many reasons I now have a 139db air horn on my CB750 now. Next **** waffle with a winder down loses an ear.

I think you know better, but I hope you have full gear. I have heard a lot of nasty stories lately and do not ride ever w/out head to toe armor.

Oh and Superglue, sounds like you might need a large hardon collider for those pancocks to come out right.

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Old 09-10-2008, 04:35 PM
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maybe they were scared you were gonna drink all the new castle Kyle and was rushing to the stores to buy all of it.
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Old 09-10-2008, 05:17 PM
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maybe they were scared you were gonna drink all the new castle Kyle and was rushing to the stores to buy all of it.


I can only fit a 6 pack or 2 in my riding pack
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Hi Mr. UCBSTi. Go sign up for the Hypermeet btw.
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OMG kyle....THAT is exactly what i was talking about!!!!!!!!

glad youre ok.
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Originally Posted by wombatsauce
It is not and never will be over. I ride like everyone is trying to kill me. Every single day when I leave work and wait to get on 237 to get on 101 from Mathilda, at least one or two **** waffles (fooking classic btw) blow the red and park in the middle of the intersection. Then, others try to sneak in heading down Mathilda and block the intersection more. Light turns green and I am sitting there staring at cars. A couple times the light has turned green and some *** comes sailing off 237 to get on Mathilda - I wasn't looking that direction once and was nearly hit. It is a dangerous intersection and only one of the many reasons I now have a 139db air horn on my CB750 now. Next **** waffle with a winder down loses an ear.

I think you know better, but I hope you have full gear. I have heard a lot of nasty stories lately and do not ride ever w/out head to toe armor.

Oh and Superglue, sounds like you might need a large hardon collider for those pancocks to come out right.
funny, right when i left your work i saw an accident on the south side overpass of 101 by the Denny's...some work van wasnt expecting the truck in front of him to stop at an early yellow, but the truck did and the van accelerated, and BOOM!

Whenever i lane split at a light, if its a big intersection, i leave a car in front of me so im 2nd in line. If its a small street then i will go at green.

But yeah +1 on everyone trying to kill you. Ride like youre invisible. I always have an escape route, being a dirtbiker, i can hop up the curb and roost some dirt into a cocky convertible if i need to haha.
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bananahands
everyone who has a sti is a douche bag...only because im still rocking a 03 bugeye

I guess im a douche bag cause I drive an 02 bugeye that smokes Sti's....well I guess Im an sti with a bug eye body!! sleeper baby!!!

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Old 09-10-2008, 09:23 PM
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**** waffle almost as funny as moose knuckle
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by gunmtl
**** waffle almost as funny as moose knuckle
this reminds me of mythbusters, where the chick does a crabwalk like family guy with lindsey lohan............

to this day we have dubbed it "the **** scoot",
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by slow04wrx
this reminds me of mythbusters, where the chick does a crabwalk like family guy with lindsey lohan............
What is that supposed to mean? I'm fairly certain the picture in my brain isn't it.
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