So You Think You Are A Colombian Drug Lord?

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Old 02-17-2011, 08:51 AM
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Then where is your submarine?

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BOGOTA, Colombia — Colombian soldiers have for the first time seized a fully submersible drug-smuggling submarine capable of reaching the coast of Mexico, authorities announced Monday.

Last July, another fully submersible "narcosub" was seized just across the border by authorities in neighboring Ecuador.

Previous drug-carrying vessels found in Colombia were only semi-submersible, meaning part of the structure always remained above the surface.

But the sub discovered Sunday can operate completely underwater, Col. Manuel Hurtado, chief of staff of Colombia's Pacific Command, told The Associated Press. He estimated it could hold eight tons of drugs.

The sub in Colombia was found in a rural area of Cauca province on the Timgiqui River about 275 miles (440 kilometers) southwest of Bogota, the capital.

Hurtado said intelligence reports and tips from informants led troops to the vessel. He said the sub was empty when soldiers found it and no one was arrested.

The 99-foot-long (30-meter) fiberglass boat has room for a crew of six and is powered by two diesel engines and has an air-conditioned interior, Hurtado said. He said it can submerge up to nine feet (three meters) deep and is equipped with a 16 1/2-foot (five meter) periscope.

"The engines were already fully installed and ready to go," Hurtado said.

The sub had "the capacity to sail totally underwater and the ability to travel to the coast of Mexico without surfacing," he added. He said such a trip would take eight to nine days.
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Yeah they seized a semi submersible trying to get off the shore of the US a year or two ago
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I wonder what america will do with out drugs? self destruct? dam drug addicts, but hey you cant complaint about the profit
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I had a feeling I saw this somewhere before. Oh my trusted Maxim

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30,000 for work that'll make you over 100mil in America. Who's getting hustled here.
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What I want to know is who is actually crazy enough to operate a fiberglass sub hand build in the Junlges of Columbia? F that.
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there are some serious levels of badassery here. I am not for the drug war and all of that ****, but these are some inventive mother ****ers. Yeah its crazy for someone to operate a boat like that, but I am sure the profit line at the end is what drives someone to such radical ideas.

Pretty damn smart, i think thats how imma start hustlin mexicans into the US. $10k a head in my little submarine.
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What I want to know is, where did he buy the kit to build the thing? I want one.
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What I want to know is, where did he buy the kit to build the thing? I want one.
The last couple pages of Boys Life, where you can get your hover crafts as well
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The last couple pages of Boys Life, where you can get your hover crafts as well
Don't bother. Those ads are full of crap.

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Don't bother. Those ads are full of crap.

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LOL. oh man i remember those days. so much disapointment....haha
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Originally Posted by ryball
What I want to know is, where did he buy the kit to build the thing? I want one.
ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/48-seater-submar...item53e628aaff
maybe you can talk them into free shipping
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I want to know how ABS works under the friggin water!
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oh yeah this isnt anything new, they had a whole 1 hour special on these on Nat Geo a couple years ago, pretty mind blowing. They said they must have had russian or chinese submarine experts there to design them too, nuts!

The whole episode is on teh yootoobs

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Don't bother. Those ads are full of crap.

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ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/48-seater-submar...item53e628aaff
maybe you can talk them into free shipping
Free shipping!!
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I want to know how ABS works under the friggin water!
I was thinking the same thing
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