LOL. Idiot ricer/CaNy0n RacEr pwnz himself in front of 100s, pics/story inside!

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Old Nov 12, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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LOL. Idiot ricer/CaNy0n RacEr pwnz himself in front of 100s, pics/story inside!

Location: Hwy 1 in San Fran, in front of the Cliffhouse.
Time:3pm
Scenario:

So me and my gf had just arrived at the Cliffhouse, we were at golden gate park beforehand, but came to the coast to check out the coastal scenery and wait for the sunset.

As we were walking down the hill to the Cliffhouse from a parking up about 200yds away, we hear the annoying sound of a bumble bee. Oh wait, its a god damn RSX with a fart canon hauling *** into this blind sweeping turn, with nearly 100 people outside, parking, on the beach/cliffs, or inside the restuarant itself.

The curve.


He is probably doing 60mph+, I see him hit the apex of the turn going way to fast, THEN decides to slam the brakes. I guess in all of the drift mags and **** he had been reading, he forgot the part about braking BEFORE you hit the turn. As he slams the brakes I hear his tires howling in anger (prabably nittos or something), then the howl transitions to full out screaming as his loses traction completely and he starts to slide. At this point I no longer see him, but here him sliding still, and I just waited for the loud *CRASSSSSSSSSH*. Yup, sure enough the idiot got hit. He did a complete 180 turn and ended up in oncoming traffic, to be rearended by another car

The skid marks and car that hit him.



The idiot himself



DOH! hitting himself in the head, as he shoudl



His stupid friend. "Uhhhhhhhhhhh, damn dawg that looks bad"



Then he gets out and decided to walk around in traffic, ****ING DOLT



After his idiocy, he gets back to his car, kicks the bumper, gets in his car, REVS THE **** OUT OF IT, and does a burnout (well, sort of, the rear tire was rubbing like whoa!) and comes to the other side of the road in front of the Cliff house. God what a tool bag this *** was

The after math





Brand new RSX-S-23k
2 rotas/tires for the rears only-300
Fart canon-400

Crashing in front of tons of witnesses and getting chewed out by all sorts of yuppies-MOTHER ****ING PRICELESS!!!

God I wished he had just drove off the cliff though
:P

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Old Nov 12, 2005 | 08:36 PM
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damn i want a honda vroom vroom
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 09:20 PM
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Ouch...

Didn't even get his plates yet...
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 09:24 PM
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lol... great post
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 09:33 PM
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I call dibs on his motor! :P
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 09:33 PM
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and Fast & Furious Part Three isn't even out yet.
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 09:35 PM
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LOL ! What a friggin' looser. Hope the other driver was ok. I bet he didn't even care to check.
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 09:35 PM
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oh **** didn't even see that he had the dealership plates!!

somehow...i don't think that motor was "properly broken in."
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:10 PM
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the other car had a couple in it (nice asian couple BTW)

Both were fine, but a bit shaken since their airbags popped
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:30 PM
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s*** like this gets us all more harrased
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:31 PM
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LOL great post! great pics! thanks for the story!

that guy looks russian
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:40 PM
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damn what an f'n moron
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:40 PM
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why does the RSX has the stock 5 spoke wheels from a 93 FD3S??? Nevermind that the wheels dont even match from front to back...

& im sorry another person had to be involve but i hope the moron hits something else HARDER but without people involved in his next car... & hopefully doesnt live.
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:43 PM
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Ahahaha! This is some funny ****. LOL.
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Old Nov 12, 2005 | 10:46 PM
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Oh BTW, he should be seeing the link in oh about 1 minute...



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