It's official, the WRX is up for grabs
 

The arrival of my new car came early. The Suby must find another home.

As most of you here have one already, I won't even waste your time asking.

My loss will be someones gain, I have no time to put the car back to stock and when it goes all the goodies go with it and the stock stuff too. No time to be a classified hound! $16,9 takes her home with the stock parts, 55K on the odometer and 4 years of age( that would be about twelve-teen in human years, still doable for a Petaluma School teacher type!).

My new car doesn't come with a forum group like you all,I will truly miss you.
It'll be just me and my little chick car. Huck and Krinkov know what I got, I shouldn't be ashamed, but yes, i bought a Saturn SKY!

Begin Flaming......now

at least it's not an ION or made of plastic!
I like to think of it as a USDM Opel GT.

Krinkov, we need to make that appointment for my front end condom.

put a twin turbo on the sky.

[QUOTE=06WRX4ME]put a twin turbo on the sky.[/QUOTE]

QFT

I saw a sky for the first time a few days ago when I was on the phone with my girlfriend. I saw it out of the corner of my eye and was like "holy isht what was that?" and then looked and they look mean....I'm going to think of them as the man version of the kind of womanly styled solstice

Sooooo... who do I have to blow around here to do a brake swap?

[url]http://www.osijek031.com/portal.php?page=6[/url]

No more turbos, no more premium gas !

I can get a speeding ticket just fine in the four banger N/A car very easily!

Huck,

I am going to try to sell it as is for the moment. if it gets to me putting it back to stock, you will get first dibs! Oh yeah, Nice animated virgin!

I should have it on Craig's list by midnight.

At first i was going to debadge the cart right off the bat, but i figured I could use the whole "It's a what??" thing for fun.

[QUOTE=cohlineman]
I like to think of it as a USDM Opel GT.[/QUOTE]

You don't think of it as a pontiac?

[QUOTE=cohlineman]Oh yeah, Nice animated virgin![/QUOTE]
theres nothing vrginal about her....... :D



anyone got $16.9k i can borrow!? anyone!? :o

so, this means no bj's?

Yeah I like the sky a lot more than the solstice too, good move!

but I'll make my next roadster the Tesla please.....

[QUOTE=illusion]You don't think of it as a pontiac?[/QUOTE]

It's an Opel. There are also versions with other brand names stuck on them.

[QUOTE=huck]

[url]http://www.osijek031.com/portal.php?page=6[/url][/QUOTE]

Simultaneously mesmerizing and disgusting. Weird.

No "brake jobs", Huck... don't think I didn't figure out your disgusting oraly fixated code! It will take a lot of sweet talking to get my two juicy italian calipers to clamp down firmly on your slotted rotors until hot motul fluid spews from our stainless steel lines.

Well I got the Saturn home last night. I must say being that close to the ground with the top down is pretty interesting as far as the driving experience is concerned. i think this will be fun.

I don't realy think of it as a Pontiac , I see it as a Kappa based car produced by GM with a body style I like. The Saturn/opel and Pontiac badging just describes the state of dress. Now if we say "pontiac" as the age old derrogatory acronym of
"P.O.N.T.I.A.C.", trust me , this old N@#*$ does not think it's a cadillac! At least no Caddy I've been in.

Full fun report when me and the screaming **** Sex Machine get back from Carmel.(added convertible plus... with top down wind noise cuts down amount of crap in my right ear by 80%)

Psoper, start skimping on food, Starbucks and trips to Bangkok (Thai for "Forbidden Companionship") for a while so you can drum up the cash for that tesla. I like that thing too!

[QUOTE=cohlineman]No "brake jobs", Huck... don't think I didn't figure out your disgusting oraly fixated code! It will take a lot of sweet talking to get my two juicy italian calipers to clamp down firmly on your slotted rotors until hot motul fluid spews from our stainless steel lines.

Well I got the Saturn home last night. I must say being that close to the ground with the top down is pretty interesting as far as the driving experience is concerned. i think this will be fun.

I don't realy think of it as a Pontiac , I see it as a Kappa based car produced by GM with a body style I like. The Saturn/opel and Pontiac badging just describes the state of dress. Now if we say "pontiac" as the age old derrogatory acronym of
"P.O.N.T.I.A.C.", trust me , this old N@#*$ does not think it's a cadillac! At least no Caddy I've been in.

Full fun report when me and the screaming **** Sex Machine get back from Carmel.(added convertible plus... with top down wind noise cuts down amount of crap in my right ear by 80%)

Psoper, start skimping on food, Starbucks and trips to Bangkok (Thai for "Forbidden Companionship") for a while so you can drum up the cash for that tesla. I like that thing too![/QUOTE]

Bwaaaaaaa.... True prose! Looking forward to the writeup, and enjoy your ride... :)

Someone that works in mine and 06WRX4ME's building has a Sky.

Mean looking little ride. Not too sure how it qualifies as a chick car....then again I still think the Miata has alot of potential....

[QUOTE=RedStage]Someone that works in mine and 06WRX4ME's building has a Sky.

Mean looking little ride. Not too sure how it qualifies as a chick car....then again I still think the Miata has alot of potential....[/QUOTE]


If I could get some decent quotes on full body, permanent hair removal and a lady boy conversion kit, the sky would definitely be chick car material!

I will now wait for Krinkov to post a link to not just some chop shop in Thailand but also a video depicting the before and after photos of happy peckerless customers.

Actualy , I'ld keep the willy...keeps 'em guessing.

Bye, we're outta here