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Old 01-13-2009, 11:34 PM
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Friends, I have seen the promised land!!!

I give you...

THE BACON EXPLOSION!!!

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

this is some serious food **** right here. Just behold its glory. bacon bits, wraped in sausage, then wraped in MOAR BACON! I swear if someone ran it up a flag pole to some John Philip Sousa tune I would Salute it with a lump in my throat and a tear in my eye.
Okay I dont think Im going to be able to sleep now



so whos down for a BBQ??


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Old 01-13-2009, 11:42 PM
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I think I'd be in the hospital with a quadruple bypass after two bites of that thing.


I have seen some unhealthy things in my time, deep fried twinkies to deep fried bacon+snickers bar (apparently bacon and chocolate are good together), but THAT thing looks like it would kill most people...

It also looks like it would be very salty and make you super thirsty (I'm really thirsty right now and that thing is making me thirstier just looking at it... lol)
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
so whos down for a clogged artery??
Fixed.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:52 PM
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoolin415
Fixed.
that'll bypass right out
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by brucelee
I think I'd be in the hospital with a quadruple bypass after two bites of that thing.


I have seen some unhealthy things in my time, deep fried twinkies to deep fried bacon+snickers bar (apparently bacon and chocolate are good together), but THAT thing looks like it would kill most people...

It also looks like it would be very salty and make you super thirsty (I'm really thirsty right now and that thing is making me thirstier just looking at it... lol)
Im willing to take that risk sir. Besides, Beer cures one hell of a salty pork thirst!
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:57 AM
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OMFG!!! My cardiologist would take that thing and beat me over the head with it if he knew I was even LOOKING at that!!!

That's a heart attack waiting to happen, and I can't afford too many of these heart attack things. They're a pain in the groin - from the cath inserted into the femoral artery.
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Old 01-14-2009, 06:46 AM
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That is so disgusting.
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:50 AM
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I thought the bacon wrapped pork loin I made was almost the peak, but... you've shown me the ways. Put some bacon salt on it for extra effect.

'Scuse me, I need to grab a towel to mop up my drool.
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What about hamburgers, but using donuts and very greasy pork pattie? It can't touch this...
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:10 AM
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ill dial 91

when the food comes ill dial the other 1
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lol it may be too late at that point
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You only live once. That shizz looks sooooooo good. I think following it down with a cold coca cola product may be better than beer.
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can you say cardiac arrest?
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My arteries are clogging up just lookin at that thing!
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