Dont **** with bike messengers!!!

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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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Dont **** with bike messengers!!!

So this bike messenger and some hot-head asian dude bump into each other on a corner in NY, they exchange pleasantries and the bike messenger tries to leave, the hot-head keeps following him. Bad idea, face meet Kryptonite lock!

Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:44 PM
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:49 PM
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I saw this on another forum. I find it hilarious because I know some messengers in SF, and they have all had similar problems with people. They are also known to bash your windows or kick dents in your car when you cut them off/open your doors on them/brake suddenly.

The majority of messengers have been a good amount of fights and just don't give a **** about mot people. haha
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:50 PM
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:52 PM
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:52 PM
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That Asian dude was one tough cookie...I mean he took at least 7 shots to the dome before he realized that his slaps had no effect on the messenger. Must have been drunk.
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by camshaft06
That Asian dude was one tough cookie...I mean he took at least 7 shots to the dome before he realized that his slaps had no effect on the messenger. Must have been drunk.
yeah, and he keeps walking after him yelling while hes bleeding. wow.
And I bet you anything he was sober, just an idiot.
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:10 PM
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yeah, and he keeps walking after him yelling while hes bleeding. wow.
And I bet you anything he was sober, just an idiot.
I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, he's an idiot either way.
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:18 PM
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Damn, a Kryptonite U-Lock would be a deadly weapon with the right blow to the head!

Originally Posted by Turbo Rob
They are also known to bash your windows or kick dents in your car when ... open your doors on them ...
If you are in a parallel parked car and open a door in front of a cyclist you deserve to have your windows bashed in.
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:23 PM
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They both fight like girls.

If you can't knock someone on their *** with a chunk of metal in your hand you're doing it wrong.
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoolin415
They both fight like girls.

If you can't knock someone on their *** with a chunk of metal in your hand you're doing it wrong.
That's because 99% of bike messengers are some scrawny white trash meth junkies.
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 07:25 PM
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 08:01 PM
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he should've given a last thank you with the lock for good measure, although a fist to the nose would have been a better choice.
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A good example of why you should always keep your hands up in a fight
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 08:19 PM
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the asian dude should've just pushed the msgr to the ground and steal his bike lol



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