Dont **** with bike messengers!!!
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Dont **** with bike messengers!!!
So this bike messenger and some hot-head asian dude bump into each other on a corner in NY, they exchange pleasantries and the bike messenger tries to leave, the hot-head keeps following him. Bad idea, face meet Kryptonite lock! 

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I saw this on another forum. I find it hilarious because I know some messengers in SF, and they have all had similar problems with people. They are also known to bash your windows or kick dents in your car when you cut them off/open your doors on them/brake suddenly.
The majority of messengers have been a good amount of fights and just don't give a **** about mot people. haha
The majority of messengers have been a good amount of fights and just don't give a **** about mot people. haha
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That Asian dude was one tough cookie...I mean he took at least 7 shots to the dome before he realized that his slaps had no effect on the messenger. Must have been drunk.
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And I bet you anything he was sober, just an idiot.
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Damn, a Kryptonite U-Lock would be a deadly weapon with the right blow to the head!
If you are in a parallel parked car and open a door in front of a cyclist you deserve to have your windows bashed in.
If you are in a parallel parked car and open a door in front of a cyclist you deserve to have your windows bashed in.
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