Dear: Three Pretty Boys in a stock S4

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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:11 PM
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Dear: Three Pretty Boys in a stock S4

Dear Guys,

You're lucky I was too drunk to drive (or even mouth off) tonight at Blockbuster when you started mouthing off to myself and my wife about how you wanted to race and how your car has "oh wait...TWO turbos".

I could tell from your stock exhaust, stock rims, and GQ haircuts that your car would've put up a big challenge.

Hopefully you were able to find that copy of Legally Blonde 2 that you were so giddy over.

Sincerely,

The Guy who ALMOST took your money.
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:13 PM
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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:16 PM
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my car is completely stock looking, but its not stock
but still
F*** those B***hes
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:17 PM
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and drinking and driving is bad, hopefully your wife was driving
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:20 PM
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u made a good choice
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:25 PM
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She was driving already...all I could stutter out was "yer lucky shhhhe's drivinnnnng"
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:30 PM
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haha...did u show her how its done when u get in a situation like this?
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:36 PM
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You should have cut their heads off.
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 10:42 PM
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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 11:12 PM
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dude I beat a stock S4 with my stock WRX way back. this was on great hwy in SF going up to 80+. than at the light the dude was all saying " I am gonna get this stage and that stage and I will be so much faster" I was like "great, see ya later"
Old Nov 4, 2003 | 11:55 PM
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Originally posted by Daredevil
oh
and drinking and driving is bad, hopefully your wife was driving
No matter, she would have kicked their **** anyway. You go girl.
Old Nov 5, 2003 | 12:31 AM
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Old Nov 5, 2003 | 01:06 AM
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Old Nov 5, 2003 | 01:18 AM
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You should have cut their heads off.

what? no patented "neck stepping"?



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Old Nov 5, 2003 | 07:37 AM
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i was gonna say, an S4 plus three times, what 130? that's a lot.



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