[QUOTE=Mr. Xevious;2754006]this will be fun![/QUOTE]

You would not make a pretty woman. :D

"Thanks You Very Much And God Bless America." :lol:

[QUOTE=Mr. Xevious;2754028]damn.. email address is dead :([/QUOTE]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :sad:

i got one recently through my gmail acct so i decided to mess with the guy.

asked for the usual info:

name: heywood jabloughmei
addr: 1600 pennsylvania ave, dc
phone: 867-5309
zip: 90210

i managed to string the dude along, until i kept asking for them to send me cash or a check.

i asked them to meet me at a local FBI to make sure they are legit.

i havent heard back...

hmmmmm....

Yeah, you totally remind me of a guy with ancestors from the UK.

someone give me another spammer email.. im itchin to have some fun.

lol @yahoo.com

[QUOTE=Mr. Xevious;2754216]someone give me another spammer email.. im itchin to have some fun.[/QUOTE]

here:

[quote]Hello dearest one.

It is good writing you today although we haven't known nor met each other before. It is true that this letter may come to you as a surprise. Nevertheless, I humbly ask you to give me the benefit of doubt and hear me out.

My name is Mrs. kelly williams, from Solomon Islands. I am married to Mr.Morris williams, who worked with our Embassy in Ivory Coast ( Cote D'ivoire ) for a period of 9 years before he died . We were married for 12 years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Since his death I decided not to remarry due to my religious belief . When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$11,000,000 (eleven million American dollars ) with a Bank in Cote D'ivoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D'ivoire. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer illness.


Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, organisation or good person that will utilise this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want a church, organisation or good person that will use this funds to help the orphans, widows and other people that need financial assistance. Using part of this money to build companies and establish businesses that will create job opportunities for the jobless population. l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money . Moreover, my husband relatives are pagans and it had been their wish to see my husband dead in order to inherit his wealth since we have no son. These people are therefore not worthy of this inheritance. This is why I am taking this decision.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my ill-health since the presence of my husband's relatives are around me always. I don't want them to know about this development for security reasons.

As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the Bank in Cote d'ivoire where this fund is deposited. I will also issue a letter of authorisation to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always uplift me in prayer.





Any delay in your reply may give me room to search for another good person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein..Please i will like you to contact me direct to my private email address at [email]kelly1_1williams@yahoo.in[/email] for more information's

Hoping to receive your response soonest

Thanks and Remain blessed .

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. kelly williams
[/quote]

and another...

[quote]
From:Lady Sylvia Ströher
23-16 street, Berlin,Germany.

I am Lady Sylvia Ströher suffering from cancerous ailment.
I am married to Lord Stroher,a German shipping tycoon notable
for his great wealth,influential extended family,and charitable
activities all his life before his death.Our life together as man
and wife lasted for three decades without child.My husband died
after a protracted illness in August 22,2007.My husband and I made
a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals
as he had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to
physical disability or financial predicament.I can adduce this to
the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship,which never
came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20.000.000.00
(Twenty Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) which were derived from his
vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank in United
Kingdom and named me as the beneficiary of this trust fund.
Presently,this money is still with the Bank.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to
the cancerous problems I am suffering from.Though what bothers me
most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer.
With this hard reality that has befallen my family,and me I have
decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift
which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows,
widowers,orphans,destitute, the down- trodden, physically challenged
children,barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely
handicapped financially.

It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this
decision because Ido not have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy
persons and I do not want my husband's hard earned money to be
misused or invested into ill perceived ventures.I do not want a
situation where this money will be used in a worldly manner, hence
the reason for taking this bold decision.I am not afraid of death
hence I know where I am going.I do not need any telephone
communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and
because of the presence of my husbands relatives around me as
i am currently bed ridden in the Family house here in 23-16 street,
Berlin,Germany.

and do not receive any visitors unless approved
by Huwer Stroher who is the immediate younger brother to my late
husband.I do not want them to know about this development in order
to safeguard this bequest.I will also authorise my Private Attorney
in the UK whom i communicate with via emails all the time,to issue
a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary
of this fund, he would also endorse my WILL where i will name you
as the beneficiary of the 20.000.000.Million GBP.You can contact my
personal Lawyer through his email address only on this email below please:

Barrister Jones Shealy
Email: [email]sheallyassociates@gmail.com[/email]

Tell him that I have WILLED the said sum to you and the reason for
doing this is best known to me.My happiness is that I lived a life
worthy of emulation. Please always be kindhearted all through your
life.Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein.

Your's Sincerely
Lady Sylvia Ströher
[/quote]

Gold.

LOL subscribed to see how these will turn out...

"c'mon Mr. Xevious...doooooo it....dooooooo it"