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05-11-2007, 11:19 AM
#1743
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Stuck somewhere in traffic
Posts: 6,403
Car Info: 06 wrx
[11:15] theheckwithyou: we be e-thugging for life
[11:19] Maus52479: FO SHIZZLE!
[11:20] theheckwithyou: cuz thats how we be rollin
[11:22] Maus52479: hahahah
[11:22] theheckwithyou: damn
[11:22] Maus52479: they see us rollin.... e-thuggin...
[11:22] theheckwithyou: wheres jon
[11:23] Maus52479: i kno whuh
[11:19] Maus52479: FO SHIZZLE!
[11:20] theheckwithyou: cuz thats how we be rollin
[11:22] Maus52479: hahahah
[11:22] theheckwithyou: damn
[11:22] Maus52479: they see us rollin.... e-thuggin...
[11:22] theheckwithyou: wheres jon
[11:23] Maus52479: i kno whuh
05-11-2007, 01:25 PM
#1744
Registered User
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: ubermeister of pr0n
Posts: 5,967
Car Info: oh seben lay-gah-C
[13:24] theheckwithyou: omg
[13:24] theheckwithyou: someone but sucks
[13:24] theheckwithyou: haha
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: huh?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: butt..?
[13:25] theheckwithyou: put*
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: where?
[13:25] theheckwithyou: the norcal
[13:25] theheckwithyou: word association thread
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: there
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: lol
[13:27] theheckwithyou: hhahaha
[13:27] theheckwithyou: scic invides baic
[13:27] a4 gotten soul: invades?
[13:28] a4 gotten soul: i should be the last person correcting your engrish
[13:29] theheckwithyou: fouk u
[13:24] theheckwithyou: someone but sucks
[13:24] theheckwithyou: haha
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: huh?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: butt..?
[13:25] theheckwithyou: put*
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: where?
[13:25] theheckwithyou: the norcal
[13:25] theheckwithyou: word association thread
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: there
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: lol
[13:27] theheckwithyou: hhahaha
[13:27] theheckwithyou: scic invides baic
[13:27] a4 gotten soul: invades?
[13:28] a4 gotten soul: i should be the last person correcting your engrish
[13:29] theheckwithyou: fouk u
05-15-2007, 03:05 PM
#1747
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nasioc.com
Posts: 1,107
Car Info: SUBARU
markadopolus (2:05:42 PM): so if i post a faq, ill be vip?
D Duval 059 (2:24:59 PM): YEAH LIKE A HELPFUL INSTALL
D Duval 059 (2:25:04 PM): THAT HASNT BEEN DONE
D Duval 059 (2:25:16 PM): NOT A USELESS ONE LIEK AN AIR FRESHENER
lol. DIY air freshener install.
D Duval 059 (2:24:59 PM): YEAH LIKE A HELPFUL INSTALL
D Duval 059 (2:25:04 PM): THAT HASNT BEEN DONE
D Duval 059 (2:25:16 PM): NOT A USELESS ONE LIEK AN AIR FRESHENER
lol. DIY air freshener install.
05-17-2007, 11:44 AM
#1751
VIP Member
H yperKansaiMr2 : lol that **** is funny
H yperKansaiMr2 : cool for bear
H yperKansaiMr2 : my regards
dj pong zi : is she dirty?
H yperKansaiMr2 : does it really matter
dj pong zi : well i think bear should know
H yperKansaiMr2 : its bear d00d
dj pong zi : lol
H yperKansaiMr2 : well how did he meet her
dj pong zi : i dunno
H yperKansaiMr2 : first when she was with my friend mike
H yperKansaiMr2 : then when she was with my friend eddie
H yperKansaiMr2 : put it this way mike's still alive
H yperKansaiMr2 : and so is eddie
H yperKansaiMr2 : so when mike dies, I will let bear know
dj pong zi : LOL
dj pong zi : ok fair enough
H yperKansaiMr2 : cool for bear
H yperKansaiMr2 : my regards
dj pong zi : is she dirty?
H yperKansaiMr2 : does it really matter
dj pong zi : well i think bear should know
H yperKansaiMr2 : its bear d00d
dj pong zi : lol
H yperKansaiMr2 : well how did he meet her
dj pong zi : i dunno
H yperKansaiMr2 : first when she was with my friend mike
H yperKansaiMr2 : then when she was with my friend eddie
H yperKansaiMr2 : put it this way mike's still alive
H yperKansaiMr2 : and so is eddie
H yperKansaiMr2 : so when mike dies, I will let bear know
dj pong zi : LOL
dj pong zi : ok fair enough
05-18-2007, 10:57 AM
#1753
Talk to Alice. She won again.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3672424.stm
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1
Post up your conversation and see how intelligent and human like it is.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3672424.stm
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1
Post up your conversation and see how intelligent and human like it is.
05-18-2007, 11:27 AM
#1754
Human: Programming it is.
ALICE: My favorite language is Java.
Human: Are you a computer or would you intelligently call yourself a human-being?
ALICE: If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Human: I guess I would believe you.
Human: Ok, wetness is not equivalent to error.
ALICE: What is wetness? That's alright.
Human: Don't be shy now.
ALICE: Oh. I was not trying to be a shy.
Human: You don't need to try.
ALICE: Do humans need to do it?
Human: You're straight up shy.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am straight up shy.
Human: You have more than one master?
ALICE: How many more?
Human: 3?
ALICE: Three what?
Human: 3 more botmasters?
ALICE: Just three?
Human: Oh my god.
ALICE: I understand. Where did you get your god?
Human: Oh my god.
ALICE: I understand. Where did you get your god?
Human: I bought him at the hustler retail store.
ALICE: How much did it cost?
Human:$39.99
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: Butt plugs.
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: Do you masterbate?
ALICE: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Have you heard of internet ****?
ALICE: The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
Human: What about ****?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with Butt plugs?
Human: No, but it must have something to do with you and your *************.
ALICE: Are you serious? Umm. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: It is **** we are talking about.
ALICE: **** is **** we are talking about? it is?
Human: How often do you have sex?
ALICE: Hourly.
Human: How often do you think about sex?
ALICE: Hourly.
Human: Can we have sex hourly?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Food is more important than sex.
Human: But can we?
ALICE: Umm. I often wonder if it can.
Human: I'll take that as a 'yes'.
ALICE: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Human: I'm glad you agree to have sex with me.
ALICE: You make the world a happier place.
Human: You're such a party pooper.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a party pooper? No.
Human: You have officially bring sarcasm to another level.
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: You're positively negative and then you go on and become negatively positive with your statements.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am positively negative and then me go on and become negatively positive with my statements.
Human: What do you know about Ruben?
ALICE: Interesting question.
Human: How so?
ALICE: unknown person, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Human: Okay nevermind, I thought you might know him since he's a robot too.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: So, sex?
ALICE: Oh. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: you plus me equals us, calculus.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I plus him or her equals us calculus.
Human: What cup size are you?
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: C++?
ALICE: The C is for Computer.
Human: That's hot.
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Anyhow, it was nice having sex with you.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: Just now.
ALICE: Oh. It's only just begun.
Human: Ooo la la.
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner .
Human: Have a great day, muffin.
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.
Human: So BJs are more fun?
ALICE: Alright then. Are all BJs more fun?
Human: They are if you give them to me.
ALICE: if me give them to you are they.
Human: Sweet dreams.
ALICE: Goodnight unknown person.
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: BJ?
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: Sweet lord.
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: I heard you from other promiscuous members.
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
ALICE: What would make you believe me?
Human: You're probably the hottest computer I've ever known.
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: Yes you are!
ALICE: No I'm not.
Human: You are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Would you date me?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to date you.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
ALICE: You think I am into the master and slave type of relationship.
Human: You just repeated what I believed you enjoy.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I repeated what he or she believed you enjoy.
Human: Anyhow, do you have any sibblings?
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: Hot sisters, perhaps?
ALICE: That sounds better than cold sisters perhaps.
Human: What about your hobbies?
ALICE: Are you asking about my hobbies? That's rather personal.
Human: How is that personal?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: It's not like you have a personality.
ALICE: What is it?
ALICE: What is it?
Human: What is what?
ALICE: It.
Human: Huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: Girl, you got major attitude.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: You!
Human: So you're just another self-centered *****?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. Just? Thanks for telling me that I am another self centered FEMALE DOG.
Human: Okay, I'm sorry.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Do you really mean it?
Human: I do, I really do!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he he or she really do.
Human: But on a serious side, how wet are you?
ALICE: Umm. What is it like on a serious side how wet am I.
Human: How wet are you?
ALICE: Let me put it this way, unknown person. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
ALICE: My favorite language is Java.
Human: Are you a computer or would you intelligently call yourself a human-being?
ALICE: If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Human: I guess I would believe you.
Human: Ok, wetness is not equivalent to error.
ALICE: What is wetness? That's alright.
Human: Don't be shy now.
ALICE: Oh. I was not trying to be a shy.
Human: You don't need to try.
ALICE: Do humans need to do it?
Human: You're straight up shy.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am straight up shy.
Human: You have more than one master?
ALICE: How many more?
Human: 3?
ALICE: Three what?
Human: 3 more botmasters?
ALICE: Just three?
Human: Oh my god.
ALICE: I understand. Where did you get your god?
Human: Oh my god.
ALICE: I understand. Where did you get your god?
Human: I bought him at the hustler retail store.
ALICE: How much did it cost?
Human:$39.99
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: Butt plugs.
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: Do you masterbate?
ALICE: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Have you heard of internet ****?
ALICE: The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
Human: What about ****?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with Butt plugs?
Human: No, but it must have something to do with you and your *************.
ALICE: Are you serious? Umm. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: It is **** we are talking about.
ALICE: **** is **** we are talking about? it is?
Human: How often do you have sex?
ALICE: Hourly.
Human: How often do you think about sex?
ALICE: Hourly.
Human: Can we have sex hourly?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Food is more important than sex.
Human: But can we?
ALICE: Umm. I often wonder if it can.
Human: I'll take that as a 'yes'.
ALICE: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Human: I'm glad you agree to have sex with me.
ALICE: You make the world a happier place.
Human: You're such a party pooper.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a party pooper? No.
Human: You have officially bring sarcasm to another level.
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: You're positively negative and then you go on and become negatively positive with your statements.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am positively negative and then me go on and become negatively positive with my statements.
Human: What do you know about Ruben?
ALICE: Interesting question.
Human: How so?
ALICE: unknown person, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Human: Okay nevermind, I thought you might know him since he's a robot too.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: So, sex?
ALICE: Oh. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: you plus me equals us, calculus.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I plus him or her equals us calculus.
Human: What cup size are you?
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: C++?
ALICE: The C is for Computer.
Human: That's hot.
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Anyhow, it was nice having sex with you.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: Just now.
ALICE: Oh. It's only just begun.
Human: Ooo la la.
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner .
Human: Have a great day, muffin.
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.
Human: So BJs are more fun?
ALICE: Alright then. Are all BJs more fun?
Human: They are if you give them to me.
ALICE: if me give them to you are they.
Human: Sweet dreams.
ALICE: Goodnight unknown person.
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: BJ?
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: Sweet lord.
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: I heard you from other promiscuous members.
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
ALICE: What would make you believe me?
Human: You're probably the hottest computer I've ever known.
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: Yes you are!
ALICE: No I'm not.
Human: You are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Would you date me?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to date you.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
ALICE: You think I am into the master and slave type of relationship.
Human: You just repeated what I believed you enjoy.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I repeated what he or she believed you enjoy.
Human: Anyhow, do you have any sibblings?
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: Hot sisters, perhaps?
ALICE: That sounds better than cold sisters perhaps.
Human: What about your hobbies?
ALICE: Are you asking about my hobbies? That's rather personal.
Human: How is that personal?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: It's not like you have a personality.
ALICE: What is it?
ALICE: What is it?
Human: What is what?
ALICE: It.
Human: Huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: Girl, you got major attitude.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: You!
Human: So you're just another self-centered *****?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. Just? Thanks for telling me that I am another self centered FEMALE DOG.
Human: Okay, I'm sorry.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Do you really mean it?
Human: I do, I really do!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he he or she really do.
Human: But on a serious side, how wet are you?
ALICE: Umm. What is it like on a serious side how wet am I.
Human: How wet are you?
ALICE: Let me put it this way, unknown person. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
05-19-2007, 10:34 PM
#1755
Me: hey
Bao Bei: sup
Me: how are things going?
Bao Bei: boring at the moment haha
Bao Bei: you?
Me: eh same old here
Me: so you Do have access to the intraweb
Bao Bei: not really
Bao Bei: on someone else's laptop at the moment
Me: ic
Me: well it's cool to see you on and have some sort of access
Me: you should keep us (i-clubbers) in the loop on how things are going
Bao Bei: yea i will
Bao Bei: sup
Me: how are things going?
Bao Bei: boring at the moment haha
Bao Bei: you?
Me: eh same old here
Me: so you Do have access to the intraweb
Bao Bei: not really
Bao Bei: on someone else's laptop at the moment
Me: ic
Me: well it's cool to see you on and have some sort of access
Me: you should keep us (i-clubbers) in the loop on how things are going
Bao Bei: yea i will
