awsome IM conversations
#1548
GT3000FA: hey whos the latest asian girl on myspace hotty
D Duval 059: link?
D Duval 059: vi?
GT3000FA: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5...4974534ot9.jpg
D Duval 059: holy ****ing ****
D Duval 059: the new Mrs McKay
GT3000FA: who is she
D Duval 059: no clue
D Duval 059: wow
D Duval 059: ed is holding out
D Duval 059: i think thats his sis you should ask him
D Duval 059: link?
D Duval 059: vi?
GT3000FA: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5...4974534ot9.jpg
D Duval 059: holy ****ing ****
D Duval 059: the new Mrs McKay
GT3000FA: who is she
D Duval 059: no clue
D Duval 059: wow
D Duval 059: ed is holding out
D Duval 059: i think thats his sis you should ask him
#1549
Hurray, it's Ian!!
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lol i was afk when this happened. dont know who or why.
iansucksd1ck (8:27:03 PM): dick your a ****en fatass and go to hell you stupid chino
iansucksd1ck (8:27:08 PM): where you from *****?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:15 PM): you think your such a pimp huh dawg?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:19 PM): i'll **** you up anyday bro
iansucksd1ck (8:27:24 PM): shoot you and all your homiez up
iansucksd1ck (8:27:25 PM): *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:35 PM): yea you're scared huh? that's why your not responding
iansucksd1ck (8:27:41 PM): that's what i thought
iansucksd1ck (8:27:46 PM): ****en *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:51 PM): better hope i don't see you in real life
iansucksd1ck (8:27:55 PM): i'll make you suffer
iansucksd1ck (8:28:05 PM): cut off your little microscopic asian *****
iansucksd1ck (8:28:08 PM): little *****
Session concluded at 10:55:38 PM
iansucksd1ck (8:27:03 PM): dick your a ****en fatass and go to hell you stupid chino
iansucksd1ck (8:27:08 PM): where you from *****?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:15 PM): you think your such a pimp huh dawg?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:19 PM): i'll **** you up anyday bro
iansucksd1ck (8:27:24 PM): shoot you and all your homiez up
iansucksd1ck (8:27:25 PM): *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:35 PM): yea you're scared huh? that's why your not responding
iansucksd1ck (8:27:41 PM): that's what i thought
iansucksd1ck (8:27:46 PM): ****en *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:51 PM): better hope i don't see you in real life
iansucksd1ck (8:27:55 PM): i'll make you suffer
iansucksd1ck (8:28:05 PM): cut off your little microscopic asian *****
iansucksd1ck (8:28:08 PM): little *****
Session concluded at 10:55:38 PM
#1550
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
lol i was afk when this happened. dont know who or why.
iansucksd1ck (8:27:03 PM): dick your a ****en fatass and go to hell you stupid chino
iansucksd1ck (8:27:08 PM): where you from *****?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:15 PM): you think your such a pimp huh dawg?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:19 PM): i'll **** you up anyday bro
iansucksd1ck (8:27:24 PM): shoot you and all your homiez up
iansucksd1ck (8:27:25 PM): *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:35 PM): yea you're scared huh? that's why your not responding
iansucksd1ck (8:27:41 PM): that's what i thought
iansucksd1ck (8:27:46 PM): ****en *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:51 PM): better hope i don't see you in real life
iansucksd1ck (8:27:55 PM): i'll make you suffer
iansucksd1ck (8:28:05 PM): cut off your little microscopic asian *****
iansucksd1ck (8:28:08 PM): little *****
Session concluded at 10:55:38 PM
iansucksd1ck (8:27:03 PM): dick your a ****en fatass and go to hell you stupid chino
iansucksd1ck (8:27:08 PM): where you from *****?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:15 PM): you think your such a pimp huh dawg?
iansucksd1ck (8:27:19 PM): i'll **** you up anyday bro
iansucksd1ck (8:27:24 PM): shoot you and all your homiez up
iansucksd1ck (8:27:25 PM): *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:35 PM): yea you're scared huh? that's why your not responding
iansucksd1ck (8:27:41 PM): that's what i thought
iansucksd1ck (8:27:46 PM): ****en *****
iansucksd1ck (8:27:51 PM): better hope i don't see you in real life
iansucksd1ck (8:27:55 PM): i'll make you suffer
iansucksd1ck (8:28:05 PM): cut off your little microscopic asian *****
iansucksd1ck (8:28:08 PM): little *****
Session concluded at 10:55:38 PM
look like someone doesn't like you very much or your homiez
#1552
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: dude
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: imma call you
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: COCKOPOLUS
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: ***hole.
[08:58] Markadopolus: lol wut
[08:58] omg its teh zeek: dude
[08:58] omg its teh zeek: that **** scarred me
[08:58] Markadopolus: lol
[08:58] Markadopolus: maybe i shouldt tell you to go to www.lemon*****.org then
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: lol
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: whats that
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: lol
[08:59] Markadopolus: you will have to click to find out
[08:59] Markadopolus: hope youre not at work
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: lol
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: ill pass
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: lol
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: unless its chicks or something
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: hahah
[09:00] Markadopolus: like i said, youll have to click
[09:00] Markadopolus: it will burn inside you till you click it
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: lol
[09:02] omg its teh zeek: oh****god
[09:03] Markadopolus: see...... you clicked it
[09:03] Markadopolus: you couldnt resist
[09:03] Markadopolus: you never should have clicked it
[09:03] Markadopolus: you have no self control
[09:04] omg its teh zeek: hahah
[09:04] omg its teh zeek: damn it]
[09:04] omg its teh zeek: cockopolus\
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: imma call you
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: COCKOPOLUS
[08:57] omg its teh zeek: ***hole.
[08:58] Markadopolus: lol wut
[08:58] omg its teh zeek: dude
[08:58] omg its teh zeek: that **** scarred me
[08:58] Markadopolus: lol
[08:58] Markadopolus: maybe i shouldt tell you to go to www.lemon*****.org then
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: lol
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: whats that
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: lol
[08:59] Markadopolus: you will have to click to find out
[08:59] Markadopolus: hope youre not at work
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: lol
[08:59] omg its teh zeek: ill pass
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: lol
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: unless its chicks or something
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: hahah
[09:00] Markadopolus: like i said, youll have to click
[09:00] Markadopolus: it will burn inside you till you click it
[09:00] omg its teh zeek: lol
[09:02] omg its teh zeek: oh****god
[09:03] Markadopolus: see...... you clicked it
[09:03] Markadopolus: you couldnt resist
[09:03] Markadopolus: you never should have clicked it
[09:03] Markadopolus: you have no self control
[09:04] omg its teh zeek: hahah
[09:04] omg its teh zeek: damn it]
[09:04] omg its teh zeek: cockopolus\
#1554
VIP Member
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:06:53 PM): omg!
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:06:58 PM): i see abs
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:01 PM): and pecs
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:05 PM): and a bow tie
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:10 PM): and pleather pants
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:17 PM): omai!
smurfette (3:07:39 PM): lol
smurfette (3:07:49 PM): i have pictures of much MORE than that ;-)
smurfette (3:08:08 PM): I think strippers have to take some kind of pill so that they don't get hard huh?
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:08:17 PM): or they're gay
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:06:58 PM): i see abs
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:01 PM): and pecs
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:05 PM): and a bow tie
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:10 PM): and pleather pants
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:17 PM): omai!
smurfette (3:07:39 PM): lol
smurfette (3:07:49 PM): i have pictures of much MORE than that ;-)
smurfette (3:08:08 PM): I think strippers have to take some kind of pill so that they don't get hard huh?
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:08:17 PM): or they're gay
#1560
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<Pulits> So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist.
<Maltos> Why the *** do I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
<Pulits> They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets ***ing rape a cat!"
<Pulits> And everybody is like "*** YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we *** it, we **** on it!"
<Pulits> Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE *** IT!"
<Maltos> Ok dude this is sick.
<Pulits> Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets ***ing torture it!"
<Maltos> Jesus leave the cat alone!
<Pulits> So the fetichist is like "And then, we ***** rape it!"
<Pulits> Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
<Maltos> What does the masochist says, then?
<Pulits> "Meow."
<Maltos> HAHAHAHA. XD
<Maltos> Why the *** do I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
<Pulits> They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets ***ing rape a cat!"
<Pulits> And everybody is like "*** YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we *** it, we **** on it!"
<Pulits> Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE *** IT!"
<Maltos> Ok dude this is sick.
<Pulits> Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets ***ing torture it!"
<Maltos> Jesus leave the cat alone!
<Pulits> So the fetichist is like "And then, we ***** rape it!"
<Pulits> Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
<Maltos> What does the masochist says, then?
<Pulits> "Meow."
<Maltos> HAHAHAHA. XD