R/T Thursday
08-13-2015, 10:28 AM
#22
Call me Pebbles
iTrader: (11)
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: I do all my own physics.
Posts: 5,908
Car Info: Moist
I learned.. Oh boy did I learn.
Dropped 0.4 in my 60' JUST from using launch control.. and I even lifted. ****ing thing startled me how hard it shot off the line. Plus, I'm pretty sure I tweaked my neck from the whiplash. lolSame. :high five: Bonus: no boss today!
Kev and I are talking in my cube, and our Section Chief comes over-- crazy old Chinese guy-- and, unsolicited, proceeds to tells us about a former employee here who became a Senior at 38 years of age, had while group sex parties with his subordinates, would get lit at local bars on lunch breaks, developed a cocaine habit and died of a heart attack. Apparently, his heart failure was the result of a violent ejaculation while masturbating hopped up on blow.
After telling us all this, he just walks away like he had just asked us to email him a status update on project or something trivial.
08-13-2015, 10:36 AM
#23
Kev and I are talking in my cube, and our Section Chief comes over-- crazy old Chinese guy-- and, unsolicited, proceeds to tells us about a former employee here who became a Senior at 38 years of age, had while group sex parties with his subordinates, would get lit at local bars on lunch breaks, developed a cocaine habit and died of a heart attack. Apparently, his heart failure was the result of a violent ejaculation while masturbating hopped up on blow.
After telling us all this, he just walks away like he had just asked us to email him a status update on project or something trivial.
After telling us all this, he just walks away like he had just asked us to email him a status update on project or something trivial.
08-13-2015, 10:42 AM
#24
Bad Mudder Trucker
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 4,981
Car Info: 2013 Forester on Towstrap
Kev and I are talking in my cube, and our Section Chief comes over-- crazy old Chinese guy-- and, unsolicited, proceeds to tells us about a former employee here who became a Senior at 38 years of age, had while group sex parties with his subordinates, would get lit at local bars on lunch breaks, developed a cocaine habit and died of a heart attack. Apparently, his heart failure was the result of a violent ejaculation while masturbating hopped up on blow.
After telling us all this, he just walks away like he had just asked us to email him a status update on project or something trivial.
After telling us all this, he just walks away like he had just asked us to email him a status update on project or something trivial.
08-13-2015, 10:45 AM
#25
Kev and I are talking in my cube, and our Section Chief comes over-- crazy old Chinese guy-- and, unsolicited, proceeds to tells us about a former employee here who became a Senior at 38 years of age, had while group sex parties with his subordinates, would get lit at local bars on lunch breaks, developed a cocaine habit and died of a heart attack. Apparently, his heart failure was the result of a violent ejaculation while masturbating hopped up on blow.
After telling us all this, he just walks away like he had just asked us to email him a status update on project or something trivial.
