Originally Posted by GT35 STI
well... who got **** from a girl 9,000 times hotter then chipotle ***** last night.....
oh yes... me...
you win nothing... I didn't even have to try for this one either, all i had to do was show her how to bowl on nintendo wii.. and next thing i know she was ontop of me... LAWLS!
and now... we post the truth...
STd: then next thing i know she was sitting on my lap and was all over me
Matt: blah blah blah
Matt: sitting on the lap = time to beat em in
STd: haha dude she got to drunk!!
STd: i was all up on that **** ****ing grabbing her ****... banging it out
STd: she was grabbing my thighs and ****
STd: then next thing i know she was ****ign WAYYYYYYY gone
STd: and it was rambeling on and on and on and on
Matt: oh welll
STd: and kept oging to the bathroom and it took her 20 minutes to walk there and back
STd: so i stopped
STd: and was like wow... this ***** is way to ****ed up
STd: so when i stopped it pissed her off
Matt: "here **** kiss the pillow...blah blah blah "
STd: after she was to drunk to walk
Matt: its the way things need to be done
STd: all she wanted to do was go home
STd: because she had to vomit and didn't wanna throw up infront of me
STd: mind you.. this was off like 4-5 beers...
Matt: beat them in...
STd: ****ing light weights man
Matt: its the proper way of doing it
STd: oh well
STd: highlight of the night was
STd: there was 2 girls
STd: me my friend and justin
STd: we went bowling
STd: at bowling i was kinda talking to this girl but more to the girl my friend was "with"
STd: onvce we got home it was me... girl.... the other girl... and my friend sitting on the couch
STd: the girl was on me... the other girl was on my friend
STd: and justin was on my laptop
STd: basically having to watch it
STd: ya he left my house so quic