“It happened like you thought it did” said Andrea, “First, we were just watching a movie on Netflix and then all of a sudden there was a p*nis in my mouth. Then from there we had sex and he didn’t pull out. It’s like Netflix intentionally makes their movies boring so that one can fall into this trap. That’s why my mom is suing” finished Andrea.

Experts are also advising people to cancel their Netflix subscriptions and to subscribe to Hulu instead. “73% of ‘Netflix N Chill’ dates lead in sexual intercourse, while only 12% of ‘Hulu N Chill’ dates lead to sexual intercourse”, says Psychiatrist Ana Jennings