"Our father, who art in Subaru
hallowed be thy name.
thy AWD has come, the boost will be done, in WRX
as it is in STi
Give us this day our daily kill,
and forgive us our bad launches,
as we forgive hondas who launch against us.
And lead us not into traffic court,
but deliver us from the 5-0
For thine is turbo, and the piston, and the LSD.
...it sort of helps if you know the words and cadence to the original.