penthouse pet clubhouse review...
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penthouse pet clubhouse review...
so, i went to the new strip club on keeaumoku on saturday with some friends...and here's my review, in case anyone is curious...
first off, the place tries to be a "higher end" strip club...everyone has a uniform...not just the club-t-shirt-and-jeans deal...there's two greeters at the door, then a counter with people who charge you $10 cover- NO DRINK INCLUDED...WTF?!? there's also a card scanning thing that takes a picture of your license...i guess in case you get rowdy, they can ID you...
when i first walked in the club, i thought it looked like the strip club in GTA- Vice City...it has a strong resemblance to it...probably was the pink and purple lighting...the strip club isnt as big as i thought it would be...there's only 3 main stages, and one girl on each stage at once...there's 10 half circle booths with a small stage in front of each one...there's also a projector and a bunch of LCD tvs that play speedvision...the fog machines are always on, so there's a constant, but thin, film of fog in the air...
there's also two guys in the bathroom who do everything but hold your d!ck...they turn on the faucet, pump the soap onto your hands, and give you some paper towels...and they expect a tip...
domestic beers cost 5.50...and their menu has pupus from ~9.00-15.00...thier champagne list is pretty long, and they do serve a bottle of cristal for 900.00!!!
onto the wimmens...most of them were from the mainland...they get introduced by an announcer who says where they are from...a lot of them are actually penthouse pets, and have been featured in the magazines and even on those annoying pop-up ads...most of them are caucasian, and even the local dancers they hired are white...the only local girls you see are the waitresses...and to quote one of my friends, "the help looks better than the strippers." which i thought to be funny, but true...one of the things that kept me cracking up was after the announcer would introduce the girls, he would say, "roll that beautiful bean footage." -just like those Bush's baked beans commercials...
all in all, it was okay...my friends and i were saying we'd probably go there again, but we'd rather go to femme nu as they have nicer dancers, with cheaper cover and cheaper drinks...
first off, the place tries to be a "higher end" strip club...everyone has a uniform...not just the club-t-shirt-and-jeans deal...there's two greeters at the door, then a counter with people who charge you $10 cover- NO DRINK INCLUDED...WTF?!? there's also a card scanning thing that takes a picture of your license...i guess in case you get rowdy, they can ID you...
when i first walked in the club, i thought it looked like the strip club in GTA- Vice City...it has a strong resemblance to it...probably was the pink and purple lighting...the strip club isnt as big as i thought it would be...there's only 3 main stages, and one girl on each stage at once...there's 10 half circle booths with a small stage in front of each one...there's also a projector and a bunch of LCD tvs that play speedvision...the fog machines are always on, so there's a constant, but thin, film of fog in the air...
there's also two guys in the bathroom who do everything but hold your d!ck...they turn on the faucet, pump the soap onto your hands, and give you some paper towels...and they expect a tip...
domestic beers cost 5.50...and their menu has pupus from ~9.00-15.00...thier champagne list is pretty long, and they do serve a bottle of cristal for 900.00!!!
onto the wimmens...most of them were from the mainland...they get introduced by an announcer who says where they are from...a lot of them are actually penthouse pets, and have been featured in the magazines and even on those annoying pop-up ads...most of them are caucasian, and even the local dancers they hired are white...the only local girls you see are the waitresses...and to quote one of my friends, "the help looks better than the strippers." which i thought to be funny, but true...one of the things that kept me cracking up was after the announcer would introduce the girls, he would say, "roll that beautiful bean footage." -just like those Bush's baked beans commercials...
all in all, it was okay...my friends and i were saying we'd probably go there again, but we'd rather go to femme nu as they have nicer dancers, with cheaper cover and cheaper drinks...
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I was wondering if anybody had gone yet, .... sounds like another deja vu or something (which sucks) Sounds like the women are ok??
femme nu is probably better though huh? more girls, more spots to sit down and "watch".
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I've been there twice already...
Waay overpriced... but i like to go to support a bartender friend... she's the one with the butterfly tattoo on her shoulder serving in the back. $6.50 for mixed drinks
I think each club has their specialties about them... Femme's is overall good, but sometimes too crowded. Rock Za seems to have gone a bit downhill.
Waay overpriced... but i like to go to support a bartender friend... she's the one with the butterfly tattoo on her shoulder serving in the back. $6.50 for mixed drinks
I think each club has their specialties about them... Femme's is overall good, but sometimes too crowded. Rock Za seems to have gone a bit downhill.
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Originally posted by WRX_FLIP
I've been there twice already...
Waay overpriced... but i like to go to support a bartender friend... she's the one with the butterfly tattoo on her shoulder serving in the back. $6.50 for mixed drinks
I've been there twice already...
Waay overpriced... but i like to go to support a bartender friend... she's the one with the butterfly tattoo on her shoulder serving in the back. $6.50 for mixed drinks
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Originally posted by Nolimit
Sounds like the women are ok??
femme nu is probably better though huh? more girls, more spots to sit down and "watch".
Sounds like the women are ok??
femme nu is probably better though huh? more girls, more spots to sit down and "watch".
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I always liked femme nu. I used to go to Saigon Passion III but the last time I was there it was much less than fun. BTW, when did Hawaii make the lap-dance a no-no. I haden't gone for about a year, and suddenly there's no more touchy touchy.
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The penthouse club has these weird blue and red spotlights for the girls on stage. It really brings out the cellulite on the back of their legs. I noticed only two girls didn't have the cellulite, even thought they all looked like they were in shape. And one of the two that had no cellulite was on roids, her arms were bigger than my leg. sheish.
My vote is Femee Nu where darkness reigns!
My vote is Femee Nu where darkness reigns!
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Originally posted by bao ling
The penthouse club has these weird blue and red spotlights for the girls on stage. It really brings out the cellulite on the back of their legs. I noticed only two girls didn't have the cellulite, even thought they all looked like they were in shape.
The penthouse club has these weird blue and red spotlights for the girls on stage. It really brings out the cellulite on the back of their legs. I noticed only two girls didn't have the cellulite, even thought they all looked like they were in shape.
Originally posted by Nolimit
what's she look like??
short hapa korean.. with a southern accent
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Originally posted by WRX_FLIP
Damn.. now that u mentioned it... i'm noticing it more. I remember a stripper at femme's telling me about their trick lighting hiding some flaws..
Damn.. now that u mentioned it... i'm noticing it more. I remember a stripper at femme's telling me about their trick lighting hiding some flaws..
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...we then started to tease each other saying, "ewww, she was sitting next to YOU"
anyone else thinking a i-club strip bar night??? that'd be crip if we did...but it'd have to be on one of my weekends off...hmmmmm
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the alcohol couldnt hide the fact we were shocked...she even started to try and hide her face and say, oh the lights hurt my eyes!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...we then started to tease each other saying, "ewww, she was sitting next to YOU"
anyone else thinking a i-club strip bar night??? that'd be crip if we did...but it'd have to be on one of my weekends off...hmmmmm
the alcohol couldnt hide the fact we were shocked...she even started to try and hide her face and say, oh the lights hurt my eyes!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...we then started to tease each other saying, "ewww, she was sitting next to YOU"
anyone else thinking a i-club strip bar night??? that'd be crip if we did...but it'd have to be on one of my weekends off...hmmmmm
hhmm... install meets .. and strip-club meets.. sounds good !
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