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Old 03-20-2003, 01:07 AM
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yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:09 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:15 AM
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yo mama so hairy when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non union workers
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:17 AM
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yo mama so stupid i told her to be blunt and she wrapped herself up in a philly
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yo mama so dark, when she went outside in broad daylight the street lights turned on
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yo mamas so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:43 AM
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yo mama's so old that when i told her to act her age, the b|tch dropped dead.
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Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:45 AM
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.
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Old 03-20-2003, 06:10 AM
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your mama's so fat, she has other fat women in orbit around her!
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Old 03-20-2003, 11:36 AM
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Thats all U guys got??

WEAK!!!!!! hahahahaha

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Well, most of them have been said, so we don't want to be repetitive now do we? Plus, that was @ 2am. And remember that quality is better than quantity sometimes.
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dude its just for fun

and the "weaK" was to spur people on...thats all

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Old 03-20-2003, 12:53 PM
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it's supposed to go like this...
Your Mama's sooo fat when she dances to the radio... the record skips!
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Originally posted by scoobiesnacks
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewy

Yeah... with a steamroller.
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